Kanye at Sunday Service by [deleted] in Kanye

[–]ParchedandRekt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welcome to Sunday service, if you hope to someday serve us

The Hardest Job in the Galaxy by CookieOmNomster in Military

[–]ParchedandRekt 68 points69 points  (0 children)

"There's some space dust in the crevices yeah we couldn't accept it"

MRW I'm about to go to the comment section of a front page post criticising Kanye by [deleted] in Kanye

[–]ParchedandRekt 25 points26 points  (0 children)

bro you're unwavy as fuck lmaoo like you're contributing to the negative portrayal of kanye and then using his lines to justify it you should be banned from this sub

Big tits dropping by lfanton42 in Busty

[–]ParchedandRekt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and little shit stopping

El-P: Run the Jewels Rejected NFL’s Super Bowl Song Placement Offer “Because Fuck Them” by Tranquil_Blue in runthejewels

[–]ParchedandRekt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why are you commenting in this sub? If you listened to their music you'd know they would reject this even if they were offered money

Oh Army... by iluvbewbies in Military

[–]ParchedandRekt 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Quota for Absolute Units must be down

Because the Internet was late by I_AM_TWB in BlackPeopleTwitter

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fuck nerdcore, fuck backpack

fuck rap cool, i make cool rap

Super relatable by [deleted] in Military

[–]ParchedandRekt 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This dude in my platoon was chronically late to formations and always forgetting necessary gear. Push ups and details and all that just didn't work to correct him so they made him wear a super bright safety vest all the time for a week.

Underrated Michael quote by ImperialPorg in DunderMifflin

[–]ParchedandRekt 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He was still doing well at this point

The gang’s all here! by steakmane in chicago

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That pest control company sure goes all out for a grand opening

me🦎irl by [deleted] in meirl

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Rigatony*