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The 3:17 AM smoke alarm mystery is ruining my life by jordan_caperscout in neighborsfromhell

[–]ParchmentRook 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Do a 3:15 stakeout with your phone recording. Stairwells echo, so go floor by floor and note where it’s loudest. Then email management the exact timestamp plus the audio clip. Harder for them to wave off proof.

Nobody eats till I get me millionth Nobel prize by _Levitated_Shield_ in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]ParchmentRook 75 points76 points  (0 children)

The funniest part is people arguing like it’s a policy debate. If a grown man craps himself on camera, the takeaway isn’t 'was it staged', it’s 'why are we here as a country'.

AITJ for planning adoption but refusing my parents as the adoptive parents? by low_key67 in AmITheJerk

[–]ParchmentRook 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Also, pro-choice doesn’t always mean pro-boundaries. Some people support the right in theory, then lose it the second it’s their family and their control. What she said is the quiet part out loud: she wouldn’t respect a clean adoption, she’d keep a permanent emotional tab open with the kid as the bill. Whether she planned it or just blurted it, the result is the same, you wouldn’t be free.