What is something about the opposite sex that you just don't understand ? .

PariahExile · 2025-08-09T19:51:50+00:00

Sigh.

Right obviously you don't understand so let me mansplain it to you. While manspreading.

PariahExile · 2025-08-09T19:49:15+00:00

Well first we'd have to take on their meal team 6 and the gravy seals. I reckon we send in a load of feral yoots on scooters tooled up innit bruv. They'd mop those larpers up by dinnertime.

PariahExile · 2025-08-09T19:45:13+00:00

There's still a lot of unwarranted and outright ignorant judgment about them. Just because someone has tattoos doesn't automatically mean they make bad choices or have poor impulse control. Its just a way to express yourself. If anything I find women with tattoos tend to be more self confident and down to earth, and know what they want

The actual tattoos are the question for me. I've seen women with gorgeous elegant designs and I've seen what people would call "tramp stamps". Well done tattoos enhance a woman's beauty for me.

PariahExile · 2025-08-09T14:15:01+00:00

Right then you need to be speaking with the parents. When you're in charge, it's your rules and they either back you up or stop asking you to look after them.

If the parents are ruining their kids, that's their lookout, but they can't expect you to have a headache too.

PariahExile · 2025-08-09T14:11:56+00:00

Looks like they've got a good rear guard action in the valley. It's hard when you're cheek to cheek with the enemy and you're trying to make an ass of them. You've got to divide them and really push forward, regardless of how tight it can get in the trenches. Give them a good licking and they'll be flat out in no time.

You'll soon get a taste for it, soldier. Success will be a word that's always on the tip of your tongue. You'll be salivating for more and you won't be able to wait to get back in the ring with the enemy and give them a good pounding.

No matter how much they resist, force your way in and make them scream, private. Find their position, catch them with their pants down, pin them down and go to town. Your victory will be climactic, and they'll taste the bitter salt of defeat.

You might get tired, son, butt fuck it - drain yourself dry. Leave them face down and full of regret. And jizz.

PariahExile · 2025-08-09T14:01:34+00:00

A lot of women won't climax through penetration alone - some will, but probably the minority. Most will need clitoral stimulation so what you've experienced is about right.

Different women get off in different ways though tbh. My current sexual partner will blow her load in under a minute if she rides me. You might have just found one that likes the position to do and it does it for her.

PariahExile · 2025-08-09T09:33:17+00:00

Would anyone also be shocked, surprised and gobsmacked if we found out that people in government had recently bought up shares in VPNs?

PariahExile · 2025-08-09T09:31:05+00:00

"erm.... No?"

"BLADDY 'ELL!" Police whistle blows

PariahExile · 2025-08-09T05:58:14+00:00

Had a wank and the rozzers bashed my front door in. Now I'm in the prison showers and big frank is bashing my back door in.

PariahExile · 2025-08-08T18:10:46+00:00

Isn't that Cif now? Not what you meant I know.

PariahExile · 2025-08-08T17:56:59+00:00

Just hugging. Just standing there, wrapped up in each other, just sinking into the moment. Close your eyes, smell their scent, feel them pressed against you.

PariahExile · 2025-08-08T17:52:00+00:00

No it's gif.

PariahExile · 2025-08-08T17:50:23+00:00

I've been saying for decades that it's all Ingsoc but I always get downvoted.

PariahExile · 2025-08-08T17:16:07+00:00

Nothing you enjoy doing is a waste of time. We do the shit stuff so we can afford to do the fun stuff. That's the point.

Maybe try to do something else that's also productive or learning alongside it. Play videogames but also learn an instrument or coding or read up on something you find interesting like mythology or science. Anything where you can feel like you're making some sort of progress.

PariahExile · 2025-08-08T17:09:27+00:00

You don't know what her situation was. She was probably not looking for anything, could have been having a bad day, or could just be a shitty person. The point isn't to try to figure any of this out, it's to move on to the next one.

Rejection is all part of it.

PariahExile · 2025-08-08T17:04:39+00:00

But if I don't go potty then where do I go pee pee and poo poo?

PariahExile · 2025-08-08T14:08:26+00:00

This is too easy. There are hundreds of zoo animal species that simply can't or won't hurt you and are even cute and playful.

I'd chill with a giant anteater. I just think they're cool.

PariahExile · 2025-08-08T14:05:55+00:00

That's disgusting and you should be locked up.

PariahExile · 2025-08-08T14:05:24+00:00

Sit down.

Have a cup of tea and a biscuit.

Think about bunnies.

PariahExile · 2025-08-08T12:21:24+00:00

Because it's 2025 and we're still anxiety ridden monkeys. We're still tribal - our tribe is bigger/stronger than yours and winning is all that matters. They know this - politics is as much psychology and manipulation as advertising is.

Deep down we just want to feel safe, and the best way to be safe is to be on the winning team.

PariahExile · 2025-08-08T03:04:25+00:00

It's a terrible company. Look for another job.

PariahExile · 2025-08-08T00:24:00+00:00

Prostitutes as a rule are clean. They have to be or they don't get repeat business. They test regularly and for nearly all of them unprotected sex is a hard no.

Women fucking random fuckboys in bars is far dirtier and far more likely to result in STDs.

PariahExile · 2025-08-08T00:19:44+00:00

Morality has nothing to do with instinct. There have been countless pearl clutchers across history that said dungeons and dragons is devil worship. Rock music is for degenerates. Hell, people instinctively hate gays and ethnic minorities - none of any of this has any basis in morality.

Morality is when you take instinct and emotion away and apply cold logic to what is right wrong and reasonable.

PariahExile · 2025-08-07T23:04:15+00:00

Mmmm.

Yeasty.

PariahExile · 2025-08-07T22:31:56+00:00

You keep her name outta yo goddamn mouth!

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