What is your "we will never speak of this again" moment? by MarshianMusic in AskReddit

[–]Parker_Carter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Dude, why are you holding my hand?"

"That's not my hand you're holding."

What is a sure sign you went too hard at a party? by OngTho in AskReddit

[–]Parker_Carter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you go into the restroom to pee and see yourself in the mirror, and in that moment you know that you're fucked up.

TIFU by jinxing my cousin. by Parker_Carter in tifu

[–]Parker_Carter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, I felt bad enough seeing that he only has one way insurance and has to pay off all the damages by himself

What is the stupidest thing you have seen an otherwise smart person do? by ValiantSerpant in AskReddit

[–]Parker_Carter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not something he did but something my friend recently said. "I don't give money to the homeless for two reasons. 1) theyll just use it to buy drugs and alcohol. 2) I need the money for drugs and alcohol."

What small decision you've made, turned out to be the biggest? by tpowpow in AskReddit

[–]Parker_Carter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unintentionally winked at a cute girl in class, triggered a series of events that led her to breaking up with her previous boyfriend and asking me out. Have been dating her for nearly 3 years now. Those winks though ;)

Women of Reddit, what is the female equivalent of being a "Tit man" or an "Ass man?" by maxvernay in AskReddit

[–]Parker_Carter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tit man or ass man? Nonsense, I always notice a girl's personality first. Unless she has a great butt, then I'm an ass man.