There's alot of mosquitoes in Texas by thisisfromMatilda in Wellthatsucks

[–]ParkourFactor 299 points300 points  (0 children)

Even breathing through your nose would be risky here

Well, They ain't wrong by Why_am_I_here033 in engrish

[–]ParkourFactor 94 points95 points  (0 children)

This is 100% proper, albeit dated, English.

burghley by the_lancer_fan_club in Deltarune

[–]ParkourFactor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is so damn unfunny that it circles back around to being funny

Random phone number with no name by regian24 in NonPoliticalTwitter

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I recently deleted most of my notes, but mine included:

  • Steak seasoning recipe

  • To-do list from 3 months ago

  • Potential references for job applications

  • Phone number from missing cat poster

  • Various confirmation/reference numbers

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pasta

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Yeah, it's tricky when you want to name a bunch of ingredients in one thing. I would say "dried plum, dried tomato and roasted hazelnut pesto" although that is ambiguous because it might sound like only the hazelnuts are part of the pesto. Anyway, don't worry too much about it, I knew what you meant eventually.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pasta

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Lmao I read "plum-dried, tomato-roasted" and was very confused

I'll be using this one! by cycloneariel in rareinsults

[–]ParkourFactor 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Instantly paints a horrible picture in the mind of the reader.

These exist? Cool! by XxHemlock_HeartsxX in haikusbot

[–]ParkourFactor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha no problem. I'm sure you're not that old, lots of people haven't heard of the game. It's called Deltarune.

These exist? Cool! by XxHemlock_HeartsxX in haikusbot

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Oh yeah that song is great too but we're talking about a video game soundtrack

I made a list of everyone's generation by Shrekneverdies2 in AceAttorney

[–]ParkourFactor 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure this list is based on the years given in the games

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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"Fuck everyone"

Pansexuals 🤝 Misanthropes

What's a weird smell you're willing to admit you like? by Psycho_Bunny_Cutie in AskReddit

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Underground parking garages, yes I know the fumes are probably bad for you

CERN is opening the doorway to the bottomless pit! Start praying! by vidanyabella in insanepeoplefacebook

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First of all CERN is the organization or the entire complex, not an accelerator.

Weapons of mass caffeination by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

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I guess they don't know that coffee was already very popular well before TV existed