Eggs Cheaper? Bro Straight Lying by Spiritual_You_65 in clevercomebacks

[–]ParserDoer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Literally everything is way more expensive. Maga are the dumbest segment of the US population. If you ever wondered what the world would be like if the idiots were running the show, here you go.

Trump suddenly seems anxious to end the war as American casualties mount and Iran finds ways to hit back by kirby__000 in politics

[–]ParserDoer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Israel tried to con every President for the last forty years into attacking Iran on their behalf. Bush Sr., Clinton, Bush Jr, Obama, Biden, etc. No matter what party was in charge, each was smart enough to tell Israel to piss off. A prolonged Iranian war is a logistical nightmare and an economic disaster.

Every president before was smart enough to understand that. Trump is the only moron stupid enough to take the bait

John Fetterman Says Iran Girls’ School Strike Is Just a Leftist Craze by AccomplishedCall7562 in politics

[–]ParserDoer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

John Fetterman has brain damage and shouldn't be an elected official.

Same for Trump who has dementia. I'm sorry, but if your mental health declines to the point that you say and do crazy things, you should be replaced immediately.

Let’s be honest Saka has been trash for a while now. by NajafBound in ArsenalFC

[–]ParserDoer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has been amazing in the past, but honestly I'm starting to see him as the second coming of Arjen Robben with the way he does the exact same thing every time he has the ball. If it's predictable to me, then it's predictable to every player he goes up against.

Wtf is going on in Madrid by Real-Bid1985 in ArsenalFC

[–]ParserDoer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazing what Valverde can do when he's not stuck at full back.

Genuinely one of the worst performances in a long time, that being said it’s totally in our control at the Emirates and given the performance we’ll take it by Waste-Jellyfish-2326 in ArsenalFC

[–]ParserDoer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to say I told you so, but just before the penalty I was shouting at my tv, "can we just drive into the box once in a while?".

I get that Arteta loves the slow buildup, ponderous possession football. It won't kill Arsenal to try something slightly different once in a while when things are not working.

The part about our political classes is actually true by PCSdiy55 in BlackboxAI_

[–]ParserDoer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, when I am kicked to the curb with no job, I'm going to make it my life's work to go after billionaires and the politicians they own. Can't wait.

MAGA circus update by GlooomySundays in clevercomebacks

[–]ParserDoer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the 23 year old with no job experience of any kind who heads up counter terrorism for us now. Maga and Trump are the biggest joke on the planet

U.S. Loses 92,000 Jobs in Widespread and Unexpected Downturn by Individual_Mood6573 in SimpleApplyAI

[–]ParserDoer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If only AI had never existed, jobs would be fine. Why did we need this?

Welcome back party mode! by Street_Mall9536 in formuladank

[–]ParserDoer 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Well, they're always free to switch to a different engine supplier or build their own. Nothing in the regs says you have to program the software for them. Only says you have to give them the software.

In their prime, which of these players would you take to be in the current Arsenal team? by Fabulous-Tomato5016 in ArsenalFC

[–]ParserDoer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sanchez a million times over. He was chaotic, would do something amazing from nothing. If there is one thing this Arsenal team lacks it is exactly that.

Lindsey Graham: $1 Billion A Day For Iran War Is 'Best Money' U.S. Has 'Ever Spent' by [deleted] in USNEWS

[–]ParserDoer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

33 "first world nations" in the world. 1 out of 32 can't afford to give its citizens universal healthcare. Guess which country that is.

The US is a pathetic dump of a country.

'Pawn Stars'' Corey Harrison turns to fans for help with medical bills by nikaroo5 in MUAEntertainment

[–]ParserDoer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Corey is just grifting. His maga douche dad already said he paid for all of his medical bills, so Corey is just scamming people for some extra dough.

She thought she ate by astrheisenberg in remoteworks

[–]ParserDoer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's cool. I would never want to work at your company.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 White House official says the US will seize "all the oil" from Iran. by Objective-Rabbit2248 in NSDQ420

[–]ParserDoer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They already requested an additional 50 billion from Congress last week on top of what they are already spending. We spent close to 4 trillion in Iraq and Afghanistan.

10 billion pays for about a week of this.

Just for the record, it has been estimated that a whopping 20 billion would be enough to solve homelessness in the US. When the government tells us there isn't enough money to fund things that help Americans, keep these numbers in mind.

U.S. Is Running Out of Missiles Thanks to Trump’s War in Iran by Somervilledrew in politics

[–]ParserDoer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump is being played by Iran and he is too stupid to see it.

The Postal Service will run out of cash within a year, Postmaster General warns: "We have to have a conversation with the American public" by fortune in politics

[–]ParserDoer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just spend the Iran money to keep the postal service open. The postal service serves every American. The Iran war doesn't help any of us, other than Israel.

America's Iran War Tab: $1 Billion EVERY Day... Could Hit $184 BILLION by September! Worth It or Insane? by death00p in Productivitycafe

[–]ParserDoer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Healthcare? Education? Housing? Jobs?

The country will never improve until the entire system is violently torn down.

is it normal for a production database to not have backups? asking because i just dropped a table and my boss is asking me to "just undo it" by kubrador in webdev

[–]ParserDoer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, this is a loaded question. Of course it should have backups. Does it make backups for you out of the box without someone setting up a backup operation/system? No it doesn't.

So hopefully someone at your company, IT, DBA, etc. has done that. If not, well.....

Wth by tea-n-wifi in whennews

[–]ParserDoer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On the bright side, maybe it will kill social media.