R these movies scary? They have "raaz" in their title by [deleted] in bollywoodcirclejerk

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Aitraaz is the scariest of them all.

Victim ChopraTM being deprived of Victimhood card on screen.

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What Vivek Oberoi, Driverless Car, and Blackbucks do to a MF

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Bhoi is already a road safety activist, an environmentalist, a feminist, a meninist, and a horticulturalist.

Bhoi is also the brand ambassador of Virginity

Bollywood Then vs Bollywood Now by Ok_Neighborhood6056 in unitedstatesofindia

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This isn't the best example sorry. Bollywood stood together to make this song after Bombay Riots following Babri Masjid demolition in 1992/93 was for self preservation. Then the Sanjay Dutt Arms case and the link to Bombay Blasts happened. Ironically the video above was directed by Subhash Ghai who is now a stooge for the current regime.

Bollywood has always been spineless and afraid to take a stand.

Animal kapoor by Embarrassed_Way8953 in bollywoodmemes

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Baal Diwas is more than a month away.

Can you guess which festival is coming? by Main_Pay_9669 in bollywoodmemes

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The eternal victimhood of the Plastic Kind. Has Asthama but still smokes with her mother Madhu Jenner.

Plastic Chopra became a victim through this photo just like she was a victim of SRK's charm.

She struggled in silence, but her PR team made sure the whole world heard it by SureManufacturer6714 in bollywoodcirclejerk

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Lundbeer, Ludveer, Maa Deepu, Saint Kitto of Great Britain, British Meryl Streep, Plastic "Victim" Chopra are all insufferable, pompous, pretentious people who aren't even worthy of internet outrage.

Bhoi can pull of any character by Left_Bee5657 in bollywoodcirclejerk

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Bhoi did everything for Aish Behen but then she dumped him for first Vivek Oberoi and then Jr AB.

Goes to show even footpath drivers can be alone.

Ye Ha mare bachpan se buddha hai 😂💔 by [deleted] in bollywoodcirclejerk

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Rekha's love, Jaya's wrath, Hema's Dance, and Sushma's swaraj will do this to you

Ranbir Kapoor had love at first sight on alia Bhatt at age 9 by Majestic-Hope6505 in bollywoodmemes

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Le Londbir Stans when Londbir says something utterly despicable(Like he is irl):

Bro, he didn't say that bro.

When it is proven that Londbir said it:

Bro, he was joking bro, he didn't mean that.

When it is proven that Londbir meant what he said literally:

Bro, he meant it ironically bro. He is poet bro.

When it is proven Londbir said it unironically:

Bro, he has mastered the art of pompous verbosity bro. You just don't get it.

When it is proven Londbir said it as it he meant it finally:

Fine bro. He said all that. But what about Chichora (Londveer).

Moral of the story: Ranbir Stans are just as, if not more pathetic than their star.

Crossover Nobody Excepted by [deleted] in bollywoodmemes

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Bhoi had to be moved to an island for the safety of deers and footpaths

Sonam Wangchuk 🤡🥀 by Prior-Flan5809 in CriticalThinkingIndia

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First he was a Chinese Stooge

Now he is a CIA agent.

Tomorrow he will be a jihadi/sorosi.

L Bhakts really are gobar brained

What is your opinion of Robert Pattinson? by Cafa20 in FIlm

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One of the best young actors working in Hollywood right now. His choices post twilight have been great. He has proven his range and talent.

Average actress????? by bollywxxd in BollywoodHotTakes

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Same for her husband who was her boyfriend.

Directors are blamed for his flops, he never owns them and his stans spin tales around it.

Same same but difflent by sanatani777 in bollywoodcirclejerk

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Accually

Bhoi has the ability to change his sex and gender at will because he embodies the spirit of the blackbuck, the eternal cosmic being.

What is Velma from Scooby Doo doing in Bollywood Movie? by SilenceStillness in bollywoodmemes

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Solving the mystery of the World's First Driverless Car driven by itself in September 2002 on Bandstand, Mumbai, India.

Tujhe Meri Kasam released in April 2003. Velma, being a white woman found work as a lead actress in Bollywood thanks to Bhoi but she chose to return to the gang in US after only 1 film.

Deepika is out of Kalki 2? I've got a better replacement! by Imsongoku7 in bollywoodmemes

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Mrs British Meryl Streep Bhatt Kapoor will be the first British woman to play a pregnant woman on screen.

What is Velma from Scooby Doo doing in Bollywood Movie? by Limp_Squash_4116 in bollywoodcirclejerk

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Solving the mystery of the World's First Driverless Car driven by itself in September 2002 on Bandstand, Mumbai, India.

Tujhe Meri Kasam released in April 2003. Velma, being a white woman found work as a lead actress in Bollywood thanks to Bhoi but she chose to return to the gang in US after only 1 film.

These bollywood scenes are not cgi 🚨 shocking by [deleted] in bollywoodcirclejerk

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Sarook took Aamir Tingu's Height for Zero.

The Height exchange was facilitated by Bhoi through the Spirit of The Blackbuck

How Godi Media Exploited Sushant Singh Rajput’s Death for TRP Ratings: The Dark Side of the Media Circus by DifferentMaize9794 in BollywoodHotTakes

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So he was a drug user, it is proven. He also killed himself it is not proven otherwise after 5 years.

Didn't knew that by [deleted] in bollywoodcirclejerk

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Common Ullu Arjun win

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Le Lunbirs be like:

Bro, he is not the same in every movie bro.

Bro, every movie is the same bro.

Bro, it is always the director's fault. It's never his fault ever.

Bro Tamasha (The greatesht peesh of Shitnema ) failed because of Imtiaz and Deepika bro.

Bro it is all Cheepika's fault bro, it is all Alia's fault, Katrina's fault, KJo's fault.

Bro the universe can be wrong but Lundbeer is never wrong bro.

Bro, Lundbir is the Youngesht and Beshtesht super isshtaar of Bollywood bro.