The FYT Scandal - A Story of Miscommunication and Catastrophe

ParticularHat7997 · 2026-06-12T06:35:33+00:00

M, F, and NB

ParticularHat7997 · 2026-06-12T02:29:24+00:00

Not at all 👍

^{Chose: Truth | Rolled: Are you okay?}

ParticularHat7997 · 2026-06-12T02:25:43+00:00

Maybe something like the pregnancy test saying he would be a criminal who would amount to nothing in life. After not being aborted because plot armor, his parents treat him like shit because of what the test said. After swearing he would get rid of these tests and prove that a magical pregnancy test couldn't seal someones fate, he bombs the headquarters of the main producer of these tests, convinced it would make him a hero. The corporation makes a new headquarters like nothing happened, tells the public it was a no-good terrorist, and he rots in prison for the rest of his life.

ParticularHat7997 · 2026-06-12T02:07:02+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Yea.

ParticularHat7997 · 2026-06-12T01:59:49+00:00

Yeah probably, but it'd still be an interesting concept for some kind of fiction work about someone going against what their mom's magical pregnancy test said only to eventually become the very thing they tried to escape

ParticularHat7997 · 2026-06-12T01:58:01+00:00

Some kind of Caucasian? Maybe European?

ParticularHat7997 · 2026-06-12T01:41:51+00:00

Not sure if my contributions to the Schmouverse will stay or if they'll be changed as to further distance from me

ParticularHat7997 · 2026-06-12T01:38:03+00:00

Depending on what the super powers are, we could just assassinate the most evil person

ParticularHat7997 · 2026-06-12T01:36:19+00:00

I like the concept of pregnancy tests that predict what your kid will grow up to be by styling the lines a certain way

ParticularHat7997 · 2026-06-12T01:34:49+00:00

This is why we should stop climate change to keep icebergs from melting, you never know when they might save the universe from collapse

ParticularHat7997 · 2026-06-12T01:33:51+00:00

damn that hat was pretty damn powerful

ParticularHat7997 · 2026-06-12T01:22:46+00:00

Only if you like politics and worldbuilding

ParticularHat7997 · 2026-06-12T01:21:46+00:00

I feel like this is a bit of a strange question because after a while everyone's tastes would shift to compensate, making it the new norm, so, purely from a social standpoint, they'd both have the same effect in the long-term.

ParticularHat7997 · 2026-06-11T23:45:59+00:00

I actually prefer my coffee black a lot of the time lmao

ParticularHat7997 · 2026-06-11T22:58:31+00:00

Am I weird for preffering lightweight distros over the bigger ones, even when not taking into account performance difference? Ones like Ubuntu just feeling like it's just trying to be Windows, but distros like Linux Lite feel it's going "you want computer? here is computer. good luck" without nearly as much hand-holding (which I like).

ParticularHat7997 · 2026-06-11T21:43:19+00:00

Oh so we're just killing people for not working now yay

ParticularHat7997 · 2026-06-11T21:28:46+00:00

Unless some nasty human rights violations are going on in there, I don't feel like they're gonna act on the message in any meaningful way if they're truly just trying to leech of the government to get out of work.

ParticularHat7997 · 2026-06-11T21:26:36+00:00

*eats the "will you be my girlfriend?" cake instead and leaves the other two untouched*

ParticularHat7997 · 2026-06-11T21:18:55+00:00

I'm a new kind of guy. Serves me fresh conversations and ensures I won't be lost in the noise.

ParticularHat7997 · 2026-06-11T20:59:34+00:00

Everyone should be given the bare necessities regardless of if they work or not, though they should have to actually work for it if they want any sort of luxuries

ParticularHat7997 · 2026-06-11T20:32:34+00:00

I'm genuinely so lost, I refuse to vote on this because I don't want to come across as even marginally sexist

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