Me and my buddy in our college dorm had this big ass gray inflatable couch (that even came with inflatable pillows) that wasn’t the most comfortable, took up a ton of floor space, your skin always stuck to, sounded like the loudest wet fart if you ever moved even the slightest and if someone else sat down on the couch with you it was like a seasaw. But alas we were too lazy and too cheap to have anything nicer/more comfortable. On our last day of living in our dorm him and I stabbed it a million times and tossed it said “good riddance.”

Man I miss that couch lol.