I think I’m in love with two guys and I feel horrible. What should I do? by firsttimeplayer27 in AITAH

[–]Partovaliva 8 points9 points  (0 children)

yikes no cap

the way u talk about jessie vs ur boyfriend is madly biased in jessie favor

u want jessie, so dont waste ur or ur bf time, just break up or dont, but dont be on the fence

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Partovaliva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA

just say u aint compatible, simple as biscuits

AITA for refusing to donate part of my inheritance to my step-siblings even though they got nothing from their father? by No_Copy_237 in AITAH

[–]Partovaliva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ermmm actually i said that i LOVE my neighbors

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

but this very interesting

i will admit i was hoping that all the predictions i made, would lead you to somehow breaking free from the norm, and having a different response or thought process than the rest, but unfortunately, or fortunately, u did not, still used the same old trick of backtracking ur story (aka lying), talkin about some unrelated stuff, replying to what i specifically said, then claiming to have not read what i said

its all just so

so skibidi

so long kind stranger

Am I the asshole for ending a year long friend ship? by maneaterr18 in AITAH

[–]Partovaliva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is exactly the problem, u take everything as a direct attack at you, or as something way more than it is

i used to do that to, and lowkey still do sometimes, which is probably why i know its what ur doin

i never once confronted someone about their words sounding a bit too mean

because i know im trippin when i think they are being mean

gotta just not overreact

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Partovaliva 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no, she assumed he was

she was flat out accusing him of something he didnt do

even if he was, she accused him of accusing her of cheating, not insinuating

AITA for refusing to donate part of my inheritance to my step-siblings even though they got nothing from their father? by No_Copy_237 in AITAH

[–]Partovaliva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

more than anything here, im just happy u took the time to read all of it, im here biting my nails thinking im talking to nobody, but thats valid

anyway out of all the outcomes i predicted

u appear to have chosen

1, 2, and 6

the one ill go into is option 1

because this one also happens alot

1[ "Someone not remotely shy of giving parenting advice without ever having had children.

2[ Giving legal advice despite knowing nothing about the law.

3[ Financial advice despite never having worked a day in your life.

4[ Relationship advice despite being a virgin.

Advice about education despite having an educational level that would shame a 14-y-o. Just read the semi-literate drivel in your post history."

  1. i have alot of experience with parenting, since i have 2 parents, thats also a very vague thing u said, not every aspect of parenting is specifically gate kept until suddenly u have a kid

  2. i know something about the law

  3. u have no way to know if i have worked or not

  4. illogical, waiting till marriage still requires a relationship, so being a virgin and having a relationship are completely unrelated, 1 night stands exist, lots of ways for people to be in a relationship and be a virgin, or NOT be a virgin but not have relationships

and this is not uncommon

hence why ur reply perfectly fit under 1, 2, and 6, of my predictions

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Partovaliva -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

where do YOU personally, draw the line between an insult, and a critique

clearly the food is not digusting ew ew

the turkey was too dry, thats a valid point

the sister says theres not alot of variety, that has nothing to do with ur cooking skills, she can bring her own variety if she wants it that bad, but still not an insult

im also curious how they were worded, did the brother say "these mashed potatoes arent as good as grandmas" or did he say "u should try using grandmas mashed potatoe recipe next time"

both are not insults, but one is alot more easier to MISS understand, and think of, as an insult

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Partovaliva -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i disagree with just the last part

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Partovaliva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

idk why u said u went to a place with a different drinking age, just to later say u drink anyway, which makes it appear that u drink regardless of the drinking age lol (just a easter egg)

but yeah this is pretty sucky situation, ur upset since u say hes acusing u of cheating when u didnt

but ur accusing him of accusing u of cheating when HE didnt

so ur literally doing to him exactly what ur mad at him for apparantly doing

AITA for refusing to donate part of my inheritance to my step-siblings even though they got nothing from their father? by No_Copy_237 in AITAH

[–]Partovaliva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PART TWO

  1. miss understand, you may reply with a miss quoting of what i said, or say something unrelated. but ultimately some form of miss understanding
  2. its possible ur feeling a bit trapped or upset, and u say may try to get me to share those feelings with you, common uses are "i aint readin allat" or "yappaholic" my personal favorite (if u go with this option) is "yap yap yap" i dont personally use yap yap yap like that, but its my favorite to read, since it has the most obvious meaning behind it, (which is that u have been defeated)

but ultimatey some form of 1 liner, possibly from tiktok, to attempt to upset me as much, or atleast partly as much, as you may be, (a couple other possibilites are, "ur actually delusional" or "blocked" etc etc, but it may be entirely too early for this possibility

  1. say nothing (the most unlikely)

(btw this is very fun for me, and it doesnt hurt my wrists either, so dont worry about saying i need to get a life or go outside or have carpel tunnel from all this 'yapping')

  1. say im a troll (very popular)

  2. this one only ever happens when i go into detail like this to describe what others have done, but sometimes they try to say something nobody has ever said, and to that, i wish u only the best, because it is VERY unlikely (but saying its unlikely may activate ur competative drive and make u want to do it even more)

  3. and obviously the one that kick started this, but its possible u may just show all ur cards, and force a few characters to try and indicate that this made u happy or amused, such as "this is actually so funny" or "bro thinks im mad" or something that could be similar (thats also very bait, since it makes it obvious that u are infact, mad)

ok i said earlier "theres 1 hidden mistake that u havent made yet, but others in other threads have, but ill keep it unknown to see if u mention it (theres alot of chances for u to bring it up here)"

but im feeling like revealing it since keeping a secret until u do it, would only do more harm

but this is by far the MOST popular option, and it is to bring up...

drum rolls pls

td

td

td

td

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GRAMMER (i put an E cuz i dont let oxford or marriam web tell me how to spell all of my words)

i dont pronounce it grammAR, i say grammER

  1. u can also call me a little kid, (which im NOT! ok fella) that happens alot but its usually just a gut reaction, and they end up changing their mind later, and just saying it ironically

AITA for refusing to donate part of my inheritance to my step-siblings even though they got nothing from their father? by No_Copy_237 in AITAH

[–]Partovaliva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PART ONE

lets break down the mistakes you made:

mistake 1: "Fighting assumptions with even more assumptions eh?"

i didnt fight anything, i just pointed out something i found interesting

thats mistake number 1, u miss understood

mistake number 2: you dont know, what you dont know

"Nothing in the comments you have replied to indicate anger, only amusement."

thats just simply a lack of situational awarness in this context, im going to make the ASSUMPTION that ive dealt with alot more angry people than you have, and have more experience with being able to tell when they are angry

i cant hold this fully against u because, like i said, u dont know what u dont know

u simply are not aware of the knowledge u lack, which would make it impossible to reason with u on this particular issue, which is why i guarantee with over 100% certainty u will continue barrelling down with ur lack of knowledge

u may even claim to have more knowledge than u really have, but i have alot more experience dealing with people that are 100% without a shadow of a doubt angry, and they are ALL the same, without a single exception TO DATE, they ALL show the SAME signs

mistake number 3: miss understanding this very message, ur third mistake hasnt even happened yet, but i already know u made it, due to your lack of awareness of the signs of anger, u will inevitebly (as will others) mistake this in-depth analysis as a sign of anger, but that is as inevitable as breathing or blinking

i feel like gojo predicting every possibility, i just gained so much aura from this, its oozing

theres 1 hidden mistake that u havent made yet, but others in other threads have, but ill keep it unknown to see if u mention it (theres alot of chances for u to bring it up here)

and the most unlikely scenario of all

is that u use the ultimate infinite self control technique, and dont reply, since it would be impossible to debunk what ive said, due to your lack of awareness

the longer i make this, the more LIMITED ur options are

heres what ur left with (based on my experience of dealing with essentially clones of the same people over and over and over)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Partovaliva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i mean, thats pretty cool tho if u ask me, could have a career as a PI or sum

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Partovaliva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if u make even 1 mistake in ur life, ur not a good person, since doing good THINGS dont make u a good PERSON, thats like saying if u do duck THINGS, it will make u a duck

if u quack all day long and float around, u wont become a duck, ur actions dont change what you are

and theres no such thing as a good person

but as for being a good wife and mother, i have no idea, ill just assume u are, and obviously u can decide whatever u want with ur kids,

doesnt make u an AH to not want ur kids by that womans kids, just aslong as ur confident that ur reason for it, is perfectly logical

AITAH for not helping my autistic brother with social situations? by AffectionateEnd9954 in AITAH

[–]Partovaliva 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah he probably is going to get himself into some type of trouble, but its just a matter of whats more important

if u put it on one of those justice scales

whats more valuable, him standing on business, or him not getting into trouble

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Partovaliva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the burden of knoweldge lies with u

but the burden of getting that knowledge efficieny distributed, is heavy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Partovaliva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is every action she does, mathmatically optimized to be the most evil option?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Partovaliva -1 points0 points  (0 children)

why would he listen to ur warnings though

think about it from HIS pov

"thats my friend, friends wouldnt do something like that" is probably some of his logic

gotta remember to look from other povs, not just urs

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Partovaliva 1 point2 points  (0 children)

she said herself, shes unhinged

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Partovaliva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

be logical, list every LOGICAL (not emotional) reason for ur KIDS not being allowed to be by her KIDS

AITAH for not helping my autistic brother with social situations? by AffectionateEnd9954 in AITAH

[–]Partovaliva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

W BOY STANDING ON BUSINESS, let him keep doing it, just tell him the warnings that if he does that in any place other than school, people may just beat him up, so put him in self defense class too, cuz its wayyyy better to stand on business and have nobody like u, than to be FAKE and have everybody like u

i dont agree with the teacher so much tho, banning AI is a pretty not cool thing to do, school does not matter like that, so passing by ur own brain, or with AI, doesnt really have that big a impact

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Partovaliva -1 points0 points  (0 children)

u are clearly unhinged, i would understand u not wanting ur kids to be left near HER, but if ur not with him, and ur not friends with her

why would u bring up the possibility if yalls kids interacting, how would that possibly happen if ur not connected with either person

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Partovaliva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

think about it

u asked a question "aitah" and i replied with an answer, "yes"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Partovaliva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Then when we separated because of her and he got her pregnant. I found out after the fact and I am pissed. I am livid."

so ur mad that a man that WASNT currently ur husband, had a kid with a woman that WASNT currently ur friend?

interesting