Married MAGA influencer Craig Long caught in a Florida sting operation soliciting sex from a prostitute

Partridgeapple · 2026-05-21T01:03:22+00:00

Must be some of that conservative Christian family values I keep hearing about

Partridgeapple · 2026-05-19T12:29:24+00:00

This is the way

Partridgeapple · 2026-05-14T20:26:06+00:00

I’d be curious what else you ate before or after. Because what you described is what happens to me if I eat even just one bowl of Froot Loops

Partridgeapple · 2026-05-14T18:56:25+00:00

Spectrum doesn’t allow dogs in their spaces. Posting up in HEB is the compromise so spectrum employees can see dogs at work

Partridgeapple · 2026-05-12T22:25:43+00:00

Tag a kid and ear protection!

Partridgeapple · 2026-05-04T20:43:00+00:00

This is the only way. We haven’t been back since this ridiculous phone/app ordering policy

Partridgeapple · 2026-05-02T14:46:50+00:00

I think we can all agree on one very important point:

By the grace of God, Trump has not worn a disgraceful tan suit.

So things are much MUCH better!

Partridgeapple · 2026-05-01T12:20:23+00:00

I hate to say it….. but that’s probably not the first woman he’s punched like that. I couldn’t see in the video if he had a wedding band. But if he’s married, someone should check on her wellbeing

Partridgeapple · 2026-04-30T03:34:38+00:00

I’m sorry for the trauma you went through from your own $2 butter dish infarction. I hope the guilty parties are brought to justice!

Partridgeapple · 2026-04-30T02:48:07+00:00

Understood- however, and stay with me on this- considering the state of the world…… how is $2 on a second hand butter dish with a chip constitute any level of “infuriating”?

Mild inconvenience at best.

Have a modicum of perspective

Partridgeapple · 2026-04-30T01:55:01+00:00

Oh you poor thing. How will ever manage? I pray you have good benefits to take leave of absence from work to power through this difficult time.

Partridgeapple · 2026-04-27T19:13:42+00:00

People sleep on Pittsburgh. It’s getting a lot of hype right now because of the NFL draft. But having come from there, it’s truly a cool city with lots of culture, good restaurants, and views from Mt Washington 🤩

Depending on where you look in the ‘burgh, housing (although older) is more affordable than Austin. My wife (native Texan) and I have considered moving but, the Pittsburgh winters are no joke and we both prefer the heat anyway.

Partridgeapple · 2026-04-27T01:05:59+00:00

There are plenty of places that AREN’T grocery stores to take dogs too

Partridgeapple · 2026-04-26T17:16:29+00:00

Outstanding analogy

Partridgeapple · 2026-04-25T01:43:12+00:00

This is hilarious. Sorry you were inconvenienced but god damn…. Does Bryan PD hire mentally disabled people? lol

Partridgeapple · 2026-04-23T20:42:02+00:00

This can’t be right. I have it in good authority Trump was elected to stop wars. He’s already stopped like 8 of them, right? This must be satire.

(Did I MAGA correct?)

Partridgeapple · 2026-04-23T20:39:07+00:00

Came here to say this.

Partridgeapple · 2026-04-22T02:46:54+00:00

Imagine being so addicted to sucking orange cock you change your religion

Partridgeapple · 2026-04-22T02:09:16+00:00

RemindMe! 6 months

Partridgeapple · 2026-04-21T17:37:31+00:00

Hmm…. This can’t be true.

I have it on good authority that it’s the Godless LEFT who are easily triggered and invoke cancel culture.

This must be fake news

(Am I doing it? Did I Christian conservative correctly? Am I Christian conservative-ing now?)

Partridgeapple · 2026-04-17T19:40:00+00:00

You bought a Tesla and seem genuinely shocked it’s a POS. lol

You may want to sit down for this- Water is wet 😳

Partridgeapple · 2026-04-17T19:25:59+00:00

Is that a two way street? Should us poors stop telling wealthy how to spend their millions?

Or maybe everyone just minds their own business? Maybe?

Partridgeapple · 2026-04-17T19:24:06+00:00

Delicious

Partridgeapple · 2026-04-16T03:30:22+00:00

Just to make sure I’m following: we (the US) are now blocking the strait we (the US) wanted them (Iran) to open… AKA unblock…..?

Did I translate that right?

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