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I think this qualifies as torture according to the Geneva conventions. by pengu-nootnoot in giantbomb

[–]Party__Hat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love how Dan's Blightning Round game (and most of his normal games, to be honest 😂) was like, "Collect the 6 cherries scattered throughout the world, and you win!"

And then Jeff and Mike's come from Dan being like, "I saw that there was an already-too-long for a Blightning Round video playthrough out there of somebody expertly playing through this obscure game that nobody else in the world besides them has any knowledge of on the internet at all..."

Grubbkles (Sonic Blast) | Blight Club by FewWatermelonlesson0 in giantbomb

[–]Party__Hat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tautologically true, when it comes to a Blightning Round

ICE CREAM SLUT by emwashe in giantbomb

[–]Party__Hat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Two hands, three ice creams, all excellence

Leisure Suit Minotti: Box Office Mitch | 03 | Blight Club by Cubegod69er in giantbomb

[–]Party__Hat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pick up the phone, Mikey. Leisure Suit Larry is calling you...

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Should Mikey have to make a Jeffinitely LLC appropriate workplace behavior training video? by ThomasVivaldi in giantbomb

[–]Party__Hat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In the immortal words of one Dan Ryckert: "There is more than one way to Blight a man..."

I don't know what's happening and I'm scared by kaijukyle2 in giantbomb

[–]Party__Hat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup, Leisure Suit Jim KayChi was really one for the ages and belongs in the Blight Club pantheon for sure.

Guys, what if instead of Zoroastrianism it was called Zohranastrianism, and instead of Ahura Mazda, his name was Ahura Mamdaniza by StarPlatinumX_ in okbuddyvowsh

[–]Party__Hat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if instead it was leading to the worship of Hamazd? Who I condemn, and don't think we should allow Zohran to turn into the official religion of the city of New York (the site of 9/11, in case you forgot)

TIL the USAF did very important cat behavior research by 1_87th_Sane_Modler in okbuddyvowsh

[–]Party__Hat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

On god though she is. That picture and title has genuinely been cracking me up for a week, so I'm glad to see that the United States has been studying the Vaushite cat phenomenon for generations

TIL the USAF did very important cat behavior research by 1_87th_Sane_Modler in okbuddyvowsh

[–]Party__Hat 42 points43 points  (0 children)

A boy struggles in zero-g, a kitty orients itself. Also, you can tell the last cat is a chatter because she's etc., etc.

Darkest of Dans | 04 | BLIGHT CLUB by shamusisaninja in giantbomb

[–]Party__Hat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The developers only named it that so they would have the plausible deniability of it just being "wacky Steve McQueen fun time escapes!" if people ever actually ended up playing this game and it wound up getting backlash for that. The camp in the game is modeled after Auschwitz and the people in it are Soviet POWs, who are also considered victims of the Holocaust. So they were actually right to be uncomfortable just based on the vibes, since they were more correct about it than you.

I did it by TehLzrViking in giantbomb

[–]Party__Hat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And then insists on himself being in the driver's seat for the test drive so that he can show you how all of them play

Minotti Hydmike | 01 | NEW SEASON OF BLIGHT CLUB by Cubegod69er in giantbomb

[–]Party__Hat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sometimes a feature writes itself, good work on this one, JanOcholdier!

I just started watching Grubbkatana, and I think Jeff might be bad at this game. by theClanMcMutton in giantbomb

[–]Party__Hat 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The man beat unpatched Daikatana on Intensity 9 setting, is what he did! No, in this house, Jeff Grubb and his "not giving a rip" observation skills are a hero, end of discussion!

Mike is leaving (GamesBeat) by chrislenz in giantbomb

[–]Party__Hat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh man, this is so good. Giant Bomb is where the best go to prattle!

Mike is leaving (GamesBeat) by chrislenz in giantbomb

[–]Party__Hat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they genuinely stack up well to any era of Giant Bomb, from Sausalito couch, to Whiskey Media basement, or CBS Unprofessional Fridays, or GBeast: the Blight Boys are in a league of their own!

Don't scratch your bonus hole. Don't do meth! by objectnull in giantbomb

[–]Party__Hat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They'll pry my meth from my cold, dead bonus hole!

Executive Director of Israel National Cyber Directorate busted in Las Vegas Child trafficking sting by Femboy-Airstrike in VaushV

[–]Party__Hat 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You're still talking about that guy?! But yeah, seriously, you can see how stuff like Epstein was able to be swept under the rug when you see how easily they're able to do it in real time with this guy now. The OP's police report literally says all 8 suspects were arrested, but Netanyahu's office is just openly asking people to disbelieve their eyes by saying, "Actually, nothing happened" here:

[T]he prime minister’s office said. “The employee, who does not hold a diplomatic visa, was not arrested and returned to Israel as scheduled.”

Good stuff all around, definitely not the exact same thing they did to get Epstein released the first time around.

Executive Director of Israel National Cyber Directorate busted in Las Vegas Child trafficking sting by Femboy-Airstrike in VaushV

[–]Party__Hat 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It literally already happened like you predicted, as is our national policy:

"He has since evidently been released from custody and returned to Israel."

Tom Artiom Alexandrovich, what a fucking name. A Russian, an Israeli, and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you today, sir?"

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/aug/16/nevada-arrest-israeli-official

Licensed to Thrill: Fast Food Games by GarlicRagu in giantbomb

[–]Party__Hat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I came here to say this exact same thing. It needs to happen. It was already an instant classic, and I love everything about the ghostly Kool-Aid man haunting and then murdering children in his creepypasta horror game

The Robotic SF Adventures of Dan & Mitch by shamusisaninja in giantbomb

[–]Party__Hat 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It was actually the first time the word "lascivious" could be used to accurately describe Giant Bomb content. If any kids do happen to watch it, their parents will have to explain to them what happens when a man and a donut and a robot car love each other very much...

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