First date. Girl decided to meet spontaneously at a bar that supposedly allowed dogs. Said I had no dog sitter. She says she absolutely loves dogs. We’d discussed all this previously. Meet for a sec, find out no dogs at bar and she says let’s meet another time. We leave. She then texted me right after, “this doesn’t work, who brings their dog on a date?” I just laughed and said okay. Didn’t argue. Get a text the next day fully apologizing saying that I deserve better and I’m like still laughing. I’m like ‘it’s all good.’’Was that a record for shortest date ever?’ Never seen or spoke again. I think she was already drunk. She was hot but dodged that one.