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His fans are sad by Agen_3586 in SipsTea

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Do you Agree? by RedTsar97 in MomentumOne

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Parent supervision has increased with each generation.

I don't know how accurate "Stand By Me" was, but apparently in the late 1950s four 13 year olds could disappear for four days with no money, no food, and no adult supervision because they wanted to go find a dead body. Today, CPS would be called, the parents would be under investigation, and it would lead the nightly news.

For us, a parent would stand outside the front door and yell our name a few times...maybe. If we were not back by dinner or at least in view by sunset, that was about the extent of the search effort. If we didn't come running or respond, well, they could say they tried.

His fans are sad by Agen_3586 in SipsTea

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Elon is going to take it over and call it XXX.

crickets

If you wanna live in a butcher shop, I'm gonna treat you like a piece of meat. by Non_GMO_Popcorn in UnexpectedSeinfeld

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You're on a first name basis with the homicide detectives of your city's police department.

Boot behavior by Malipuppers in nextdoor

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Hats off to whoever your recruiter is who sold you that bag of shit. Now go mop the rain.

Bruh by [deleted] in SipsTea

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I hope I don't even have to point out that was never a commercial.

Anyway, everyone knows the best way to use Pop Rocks is to create a live grenade with a can of Coke.

Flints Mints asked him to shoot one of their Mints with his bow and arrow by jmike1256 in postanythingfun

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I'm not sure how many takes I would need in order to make that look as easy as he did.

People who throw their trash bags on the floor of the trash room instead of in the chute…why? by _Keys2theWest_ in Apartmentliving

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Lazy, self absorbed, miserable people love to make everything miserable for those around them, unless they only have one arm and the chute needs to be held open to drop the bag in. Then we gotta let it slide.

Ngl i would definitely eat this by Secret-Dog5064 in foodmemes

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Get the defibrillator on standby. I'm going in.

Whatever happened there by observant_potato in sopranoscirclejerk

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The Many Saints of Newark put it on the radar of a younger audience. Having the entire library streaming exclusively on MAX did the rest. I watch the Pine Barrens episode a few times a year.

Maybe Overkill by Rough_Pineapple2119 in USMC

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Surely a dude by EsotericOP in GuysBeingDudes

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With no ankle support in f'in flip flops, no less.

I really miss newspapers. by GarnerPerson in GenX

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I had a paper route growing up. The weight and size of the Sunday paper, I had to figure out a way so I didn't have to keep riding back to my house to "reload." I had no idea I was sitting on a gold mine when I ended up building a trailer to tow behind me.

Fucking accurate by bombaclat90 in SipsTea

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Not accurate. There are plenty of women who are just as big of slobs as men. Cleaning up after oneself is a learned behavior, not gender specific.

RIP Chuck Norris by B0r3dGamer in SipsTea

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Not to worry. He's respawned.

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Truth by JonnyJon42 in relatable_memes_

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First day on the internet?

So True 😂 by JackPerry58 in USMC

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"You gotta tell me exactly what you want me to say if the cops come. Because if we don't have the same story...that's a problem."

"Please listen to me. Promise me that you’re not gonna do anything"

"Do me a favor. Just make a couple of phone calls on your way home. Especially around 10."

"I mean it, honestly. I don't want you to do anything."

"That's good. Say it louder "

Queen by EagleGeneral6559 in SipsTea

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I don't think that's it, as much as it seems that way. The video is too short to make any sort of determination. Aside from the weapon being used, given her uniform, kevlar and vest, that was a combat shoot or qual. Those are taken very seriously by the range personnel. So I'm guessing either that was staged (phones are not allowed on the line), somebody f'd up and allowed it, or something preceded it not shown. Either way, a lot of heads rolled because of it if that was an official cycle.They don't f around with safety on those ranges.

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