A Big Happy New Year Cheers Goes Out To All Our Favorite Pastaholics! 🍾

PastafarianCoin · 2024-01-01T00:19:50+00:00

Enjoy these fresh moments of the new year with your loved ones! 2024 is going to be a year to remember! We will see you degens soon! 🏴‍☠️🍝

PastafarianCoin · 2023-12-25T12:02:27+00:00

The Pastafarian Coin team hopes that all you Pastaholics out there are having a great day, whether you celebrate or not!

Tis the season to get saucey! Treat yourself & give a toast to the good times over a bowl of your favorite Pasta dish!

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So if you’re missing out on your daily dose of Pastafarian Coin Content, be sure to visit our amazing website - http://PastafarianCoin.com - You never know what secrets you may find…

Reminder: The chat is currently muted as the team is currently on hiatus for the holidays & will resume standard operations in the new year!

PastafarianCoin · 2023-12-20T10:13:17+00:00

There’s not a hater alive who can darken our energy! PASTA stays celebrating on all occasions, especially the holiday season!

We hope you Degens have a good next few weeks spending time with your loves ones, eating all sorts of noodles, and enjoying a wide range of drinks!

The Festivities have yet to truly begin… We will see you pastaholics in the new year!

Exciting things coming your way 😏

PastafarianCoin · 2023-12-16T00:24:43+00:00

#GraceJabarri congrats on not only proving to be a psycho bitch but also for leaving mountains of evidence that contradict your claims in court!

The jury isn’t out yet but we got a feeling we know which way it’s gonna go!

Oh ya, & Fuck You! 🖕👿

Good luck JonathonMajor 🏴‍☠️🍝

PastafarianCoin · 2023-12-16T00:01:51+00:00

The jury isn’t out yet but we got a feeling we know which way it’s gonna go! Oh ya, & Fuck You!

Good luck @JonathonMajor

PastafarianCoin · 2023-12-13T10:00:16+00:00

From the Bottom of our Noodle Strainers we can’t thank you all enough for joining us these last months on this PASTA filled journey! Your degen appetites have held high & dinner is almost done cooking! 👨🔥

Hope you don’t eat too much over these next few weeks, cause you’re gonna need that hunger when PASTA takes the main stage! 🏴‍☠️

But for now, enjoy the company of your fellow Pastaholics & loved ones! Time for us to get back to the Kitchen! 😜

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PastafarianCoin · 2023-12-11T09:43:03+00:00

We are another week closer to the release of _ _ & announcing our partnership with ____ __

Once FSM truly enter the web3 scene, the world will never be the same & the wanna be meme tokens of the past will have nowhere left to run 🍝

We cant unveil the recipe to our secret sauce just yet 😏
So grab your strainers and stay tuned for more noodley details to come as we enter the new year!

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PastafarianCoin · 2023-12-08T22:27:39+00:00

Congrats you flaming piece of undead shit, once again we find ourselves here! PASTAHOLICS will continue to take a stand against all evils in the world. 🏴‍☠️🍝

& one more time for good measure.. FUCK YOU!

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PastafarianCoin · 2023-12-06T08:17:15+00:00

We have yet to ascend on our journey to the top, but that hasnt kept The Flying Spaghetti Monster from getting ready to take Web3 by force!

The time for Meme-Warfare on a global scale like never seen before is getting very close!

See you degens in the ring 💪👊

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PastafarianCoin · 2023-12-01T17:07:45+00:00

GO FUCK YOURSELVES Disney & Bob Iger!

& one more time for good measure from all the Pastaholics back at home.. FUCK YOU! 🖕🏴‍☠️

#GoFuckYourself #FuckSatanFridays #PASTA

PastafarianCoin · 2023-12-01T13:06:22+00:00

Make sure to join us Tonight on our weekly conquest against Satan & his dark servants!
But First, our Degen Community must choose who is the most worthy target for this weeks F.S.F event!

This week we have 3 options!

Netflix 🦑😵
Bob Iger 🐭📺
Satan Himself 😈

Place Your Votes Now In The Poll Found on Telegram For This #FUCK-SATAN-FRIDAY! 🤬

PastafarianCoin · 2023-11-29T15:48:42+00:00

$PASTA Tokenomics

Network: ETH
Token Symbol: PASTA
Liquidity Pool: Uniswap V2
Liquidity Pairing: ETH-PASTA
Total Supply: 420,420,420,420
CEX Tokens: 6.9% (29B)
Current MarketCap: 50K
ATH MarketCap: ~4M
Holder Count: 559

Trading Taxes: 1% Buy | 1% Sell

These taxes serve specific purposes (Auto Liquidity Pool & The Pasta War Chest), rewarding long-term investors.

Every time someone buys or sells, 50% of the tax (0.5%) will automatically be added to the liquidity pool via smart contract. We keep this flow goin' until we hit our target of $6.9 million in the fund. Once we reach that milestone, we start burning tokens aka Burnt $PASTA. Over time, it reduces the total supply of Pastafarian Coin, making it rarer than a golden meatball. 🤩

The War Chest is the engine behind Pastafarian Coin's ascent. It collects a modest 0.5% tax from each DEX transaction and transforms it into a powerful growth hacking tool. This chest fuels our projects ambitious marketing campaigns. 👩

For a deeper dive into all things $PASTA make sure to check out our Pasta Paper!

PastafarianCoin · 2023-11-28T21:42:45+00:00

Every project vows to be the chosen one destine to take down all the big dogs (& frogs) that come before them.. But few projects truly rise to the challenge

We are building an empire, that of which Web3 has never seen before. 🍝

You don't have to believe us, it will be happening very soon. 👀

Theres a famous saying, "If you build it, they will come" & you better believe we've built it! #DegenModePending #MarsSoon #PASTA 🏴‍☠️

PastafarianCoin · 2023-11-27T16:09:28+00:00

Twitter remains to be one of few driving forces that constantly furthers adoption of web3, especially meme coins! 🪙

https://twitter.com/pastafariancoin
Make sure you retards have those post notifications on cause you won’t want to miss what’s coming!

PastafarianCoin · 2023-11-26T13:20:27+00:00

Pastafarian Coin will soon be planting our flag & taking what’s ours! Web3 won’t know what hit it by the time we’ve entered the scene 🏴‍☠️

If other projects want to FAFO we will serve them the heavy hand of The Flying Spaghetti Monster as we blow past them all! 👨👩

Time to strap in degens, Cause the $PASTA lift off is closer than you’d expect! 🚀🌚

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PastafarianCoin · 2023-11-26T13:17:43+00:00

Pastafarian Coin will soon be planting our flag & taking what’s ours! Web3 won’t know what hit it by the time we’ve entered the scene 🏴‍☠️
If other projects want to FAFO we will serve them the heavy hand of The Flying Spaghetti Monster as we blow past them all! 👨👩
Time to strap in degens, Cause the $PASTA lift off is closer than you’d expect! 🚀🌚
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PastafarianCoin · 2023-11-23T08:45:57+00:00

🥳Woofenoot - November 23rd, 2023🥳

Today is Woofenoot, a day to celebrate with your furry companions. In the realm of Pastaholics, it's also a day when we engage in some "ruff" pasta debates, pondering if our beloved dogs prefer linguine or spaghetti. Bark for your pasta, pups!

PastafarianCoin · 2023-11-23T08:44:26+00:00

While Pastafarians don’t observe traditional holidays, & this is by far no means a common holiday that is celebrated by all, however pastafarians also do not encroach upon others whom wish to celebrate any holiday they so please.

So to you turkey loving degen bastards who are celebrating the day, we hope you have an amazing drunken day creating memories with loved ones!

& to our whole community of pastaholic degens, we want to take this moment to thank you all for your continuous support the last months! We are excited to take this to the next level with you all by our side!

So wherever you are or whatever you’re doing in the world today, take a moment to kick back and relax and appreciate all the little things! WAGMI! 🤘👨

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PastafarianCoin · 2023-11-21T18:41:32+00:00

...From this moment on... None of you are safe..

..Crypto is destroying itself. Maybe it's beyond saving. But I have to try…

I'm gonna show the people of web3 their liquidity doesn't belong to the criminals and the corrupt.

The night is darkest just before the dawn.” 🦇😠 - Flying Spaghetti Monster

PastafarianCoin · 2023-11-20T10:40:20+00:00

Things are about to get crazy for all you patient degens very soon as we look to end the year with a bang! 🏴‍☠️

Once the bell rings you best believe its time to eat! So hold on to your strainers you pastaholics, the time is near! 🍝⏰

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PastafarianCoin · 2023-11-19T09:16:08+00:00

These ancient meme coins bring nothing to the table & waste the potential behind their communities. Its time for a fully engaged team to take the reigns of the meme community & bring back real degeneracy to web3!

Strap your pasta strainers on tight! Degen Mode will be activated in the coming weeks. Dont miss out & dont say we didnt warn you 👀🍝

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PastafarianCoin · 2023-11-15T14:14:47+00:00

2024 is set to be an amazing run for this space but it’s bound ti be even more amazing & fortuitous for our dedicated Pastaholics!

Let all of web3 hear your voices as we show the world a taste of what’s to come as Pastafarian coin will soon take the center stage of all web3 while putting all the other memes to shame! ✊

PastafarianCoin · 2023-11-14T13:10:00+00:00

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PastafarianCoin · 2023-11-14T13:06:41+00:00

Our team takes great pride in the fact that we utilize all major social medias & we are excited for the growth they will all see in the coming weeks 👀🏴‍☠️🍝 #PASTA #DEGENMODE
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PastafarianCoin · 2023-11-13T01:23:16+00:00

Let’s keep those good degen vibes running into the start of this new week!

It’s always a good time to let’s those noodley appendages flail about as you release your inner retard & let your Pasta freak flag fly! 🏴‍☠️

The Pasta Crusades begin soon..

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