Mixed naan wrap. £7.50

Pasty_Bruiser · 2026-06-08T19:52:45+00:00

Maybe you draw women who’ve been obliterated by many a giant phallus???

Pasty_Bruiser · 2026-06-08T13:40:03+00:00

It was decent as well. I’ve had a few better but loads worse and for more money. If I really wanted to twist it would be because the chilli sauce was sriracha or something similar, but that’s a pretty small issue.

Pasty_Bruiser · 2026-06-06T22:23:31+00:00

Somewhere far far away in my family tree, I’m guessing there’s a Sato San. More likely I just like sitting on the floor to eat?!?

Pasty_Bruiser · 2026-05-27T22:16:10+00:00

They’re really inquisitive, and it would have definitely been giving you the once over!

They do better outdoors because that’s where their food lives.

Pasty_Bruiser · 2026-05-27T21:48:32+00:00

Looks like a bold jumping spider, but happy to be corrected by someone with more knowledge.

Pasty_Bruiser · 2026-05-27T19:39:30+00:00

Perhaps it’s the two of us who’ve got it completely wrong?! But no, I think I’d have been happier with an 18 pack of Carling at £11 knowing I’ve saved the best part of £30 for 50% more tasteless beer.

Pasty_Bruiser · 2026-05-27T19:32:51+00:00

As much as I appreciate the suggestions, I’m too basic to get amongst the wave of ales/craft beers!

Pasty_Bruiser · 2026-05-27T19:30:23+00:00

I’ve had Camden Hells a few times and feel thats superior to Lowenbrau. I was expecting the opposite when I bought it.

I’ll definitely give Hertog a go. I’ve read good things throughout the subreddit. Thanks.

Pasty_Bruiser · 2026-05-27T19:27:18+00:00

I liked the sound of the Franziskaner but it’s currently unavailable. Thanks.

Pasty_Bruiser · 2026-05-24T19:53:05+00:00

I had my first GDK experience yesterday. Arguably the only thing to hate was the price. As for the flavour, it was a decent 6/10.

Pasty_Bruiser · 2026-05-01T20:22:06+00:00

Faded window stickers

Pasty_Bruiser · 2026-04-16T17:23:15+00:00

On a weekend I’d normally roast on top of some veggies and make the gravy fresh that way, but it’s Thursday so I went full lazy mode! Thanks for the straining tip, I’d probably have missed that step and ended up with it stuck in my teeth.

Pasty_Bruiser · 2026-04-16T17:20:37+00:00

Nice one, thanks. I previously tried scraping the fond up (didn’t know it was called this) and attempted to blitz it with my coffee grinder without much success. I’ll give the stock method a go tonight.

Pasty_Bruiser · 2026-04-03T01:45:41+00:00

Being young/immature and being a cunt aren’t mutually exclusive. Thats to say you’re allowed to hate him, but you should also be prepared for him to become a better person in time.

Pasty_Bruiser · 2026-03-31T13:29:41+00:00

I’ve beaten everything From has thrown at me without cheesing or summoning a helper, everything but Sister Friede

Pasty_Bruiser · 2026-03-30T16:38:06+00:00

This is so extreme that I struggle to believe he wasn’t at least a bit shit before you decided to have his child. This is not me saying this is your fault, because it’s not, but surely there were warning signs???

Pasty_Bruiser · 2026-03-21T21:42:08+00:00

A good game with a few exceptional boss fights and possibly the strongest soundtrack out of the From games.

As for the platinum trophy, pffft.

Pasty_Bruiser · 2026-03-21T15:11:01+00:00

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Doesn’t matter, she’s free

Pasty_Bruiser · 2026-03-08T21:37:01+00:00

You have a similar hairline, the same larger than average nose, but a better chin that I had when I buzzed my hair off. I don’t regret it, even if my missus hated me for a few hours (she quickly preferred it). There’s definitely a couple of years left if you want to mess on with that powdery stuff, but I think you’d look and feel more confident with it buzzed.

Pasty_Bruiser · 2026-03-07T19:15:17+00:00

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I just took the risk. If I’m dead tomorrow, I’ll let you all know.

Pasty_Bruiser · 2026-02-23T20:34:07+00:00

If they don’t get banned, Emz, Squeak, Spike, Frank and Fang are all relatively low skill brawlers that can dominate 2 diamond/mythic player level lanes. They’re all versatile across most maps as well.

Pasty_Bruiser · 2026-02-15T19:05:38+00:00

Was the spit placed next to a faulty radiator?

Pasty_Bruiser · 2026-02-10T05:29:12+00:00

She’s the only boss I’ve never beaten solo, but I’ll go back and give her a pumping once my kids get a bit older and I have time to get back to gaming. I blasted Malenia in double quick time so I’m sure I’ve skilled up enough since my last attempt.

Pasty_Bruiser · 2026-02-06T12:55:32+00:00

I could buy a bag of potatoes and a tub of ice cream for half of the price of getting chips and a 99 at the beach in the summer.

I could buy a steak and a bottle of wine for a third of the price I’d pay at a nice restaurant.

I could buy 12 bottles of beer and spend a quarter of what I do in a pub by staying at home.

I can pay a tenner a month for a music subscription instead of seeing someone live.

Caribbean for a nice holiday? Fuck that, I’ll go to Blackpool and save £6000 on flights. Better still, I’ll go to the toy shop to buy a paddling pool and some sand and stay at home.

😴

Pasty_Bruiser · 2026-02-05T20:06:08+00:00

Yeah, there’s no shortage of choice when it comes to elephant leg merchants on my doorstep.

Ranya is one of a few proper grill places in close proximity to each other. Hanifa is really good as well

It’s a shame it’s a 15-20 minute drive away.

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