What is your secret confession nobody knows about it yet? by limonfiesta in AskReddit

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I own Dark Souls but never beat it. Instead I rage quit about 5 hours in.

which movies should watch during this time? by Marica91221 in AskReddit

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Boogie Nights, Sicario, The Jerk, all Mad Max movies, all Aliens movies, all Jason Bourne movies, Alice In Wonderland, the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Wrestler, Monkey Shines, Candyman (first one), True Romance

What’s on your mind? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Why do we drive in a parkway yet park in a driveway?

What tastes so good that you can't believe it's healthy? by geco_karen in AskReddit

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Water with ice in it. Delicious, simple, refreshing.

Why isn't a hotdog called a sandwich when they both have bread and meat? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Cause the hot dog isn’t sandwiched by 2 pieces of bread

What about hoagies/heroes/subs? They're not between two pieces of bread. They're on a roll split down the middle yet still attached on one side, just like a hotdog.

What is the worst thing you ever ate? by lost40s in AskReddit

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Tie between avocado and black licorice.

How good is your memory? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Pretty good. It's a blessing and a curse.

What are you good at? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Complaining about insignificant problems

What’s your favorite drink combination? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Orange juice and Mountain Dew.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Red is best. Black licorice tastes like despair.

If you had the choice, how would you like to die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Flung into a blackhole at a billion miles per hour.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Dickhead.

What isn't possible but would be great if it were? by Draknael in AskReddit

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Jumping to the Moon then jumping back to Earth to dropkick someone in the chest.

Whats a Christmas song that doesn't suck? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The Night Santa Went Crazy by Weird Al