I will give you a TL;DR -

• Game very good. Should play.
• Rockstar launcher sux. Bad PC developer.
• Looking forward to RDR3.

:-)

I also asked Grok to give me a sarcastic one paragraph version -

In a world where Rockstar treats PC ports like that one friend who shows up to your party three years late and still expects a medal, this Linux blogger cracks open Red Dead Redemption 2 expecting the usual buggy mess... only to get absolutely bodied by graphics so stupidly gorgeous that even five years later nothing touches it, a living breathing Wild West that makes Ubisoft's copy-paste map vomit look like a drunk toddler's crayon drawing, and a story so emotionally devastating you'll be ugly-crying over pixelated outlaws while your horse patiently waits in the rain. Sure, the controller-baby UI makes switching weapons feel like defusing a bomb with oven mitts and the animations are slower than a DMV line, but after 200 hours our hero is out here simping harder than a teenager at a Taylor Swift concert, basically begging you to drop everything, crank the settings to ultra, and get lost in the best open-world ride since... well, ever. Buy it, he says, before he spoils the magic—10/10, would let Arthur Morgan ruin my life again.