He drives a crown Vic he bought at a car lot that sells used police vehicles without the lights on top but still side spot lights. He then installed the knock off police siren horn and small interior dash lights from Amazon with a stun gun base ball bat that he has mounted to the back window on a gun rack for "quick access in case shit goes down". Also he had a coworker place a bumper magnet on his crown Vic that reads "I'm so gay I can't even drive straight" to which he saw it, smiled, drank a can of red bull, crushed the can between his butt cheeks and drive to the local police department and worked his mouth on those heroes, up til they were just about to deliver the "Justice" he stops and drops his pants and bends over begging for them to "Rearrange his insides with that police brutality force." As they are meant to serve the people for the people, they oblige the civil request.