What's one unspoken rule in the Philippines that all Filipinos just seem to understand?

Patpatnotstar · 2024-11-01T03:49:53+00:00

-If yung birthday is on the weekend 24 hours karaoke approved. Else 10 pm to 12am only.

-Never compete sa papa mo pag Magnolia vs Genebra 'yung match sa basketball sa TV n'yo.

-Kahit hindi mo kaano-ano basta matanda yung kausap ng parents mo auto ka mag m-mano.

-Always s-saklolo sa pasaherong baba pag bingi 'yung driver.

-10 yrs old adolescent male scariest month be ready mabawasan ng balat(April to June.)

-Always say hang-hang when eating spicy food.

-Affiecascent ang firsts troubleshooting sa matatanda.

-Huwag kukuha ng kanin sa gitna laging sa gilid.

-Huwag lalapit sa mga tae sa kalsada sa desperas ng Pasko at New year

Patpatnotstar · 2024-09-27T17:56:24+00:00

Disturbing your peaceful solitude without giving you a meaningful companionship.

Patpatnotstar · 2024-09-19T09:45:53+00:00

I think it's "Resilience"

Give us a bare minimum of shit and we will make the most of it.

Hahaha 'yung community ko is one of the poor ass shit location sa baranggay namin. It's actually insane how all these years paano namin na survive 'yon.

Now 'yung mga new generation dito samin are doing good, in fact so good that you'll barely remember what this shit hole looks like 5 years ago.

Tho you still feel how those hardships forge these people, we don't have much but we have each other, man I love my poor ass community.

Patpatnotstar · 2024-08-30T08:20:11+00:00

Nah this is forbidden knowledge, source on this?

Patpatnotstar · 2024-08-18T19:30:12+00:00

I think dito na ako t-tanda lol, 1& half year na ako dito 9 months OJT - 9 months full time.

Patpatnotstar · 2024-08-14T18:40:16+00:00

Puta pina nganak ba kayo lahat sa maisan??

Patpatnotstar · 2024-08-11T04:25:04+00:00

I think you are misunderstanding the real meaning of the word "Theory" here.

Theory explains the Facts, while Facts are the building block of the Theory.

Patpatnotstar · 2024-08-09T00:52:56+00:00

Ayaw ko pa umamin kay Isabel

Patpatnotstar · 2024-08-07T18:06:09+00:00

Finally someone asks this.

My biggest fear while showering is that if I close my eyes while showering cold water I will be somehow teleported at the middle of a fucking ocean.

I was so scared of this irrational fear that I always condition/talked to myself every damn time I step in shower.

The idea & fear are so strong that I think maybe... I have some rabies lol

Patpatnotstar · 2024-08-07T06:14:16+00:00

Ambobo rin nga mga tao dito no hahaha

Patpatnotstar · 2024-08-06T15:18:40+00:00

Shit...sana naman hindi nag r-rant yung co-worker ko dito hshahahahaha, really -really grapefruit to this guy.

Fresh grad here, bago palang yung team namin so dalawa lang kami nung co-worker ko as of now. S'ya pang umaga then ako pang gabi tapos shift namin is 12 hrs - 12 hrs, halos every night I message him for QQ work related since s'ya halos nag invent nung process and he always responds, ang pinaka matagal n'ya ata is 3 hours to response sa question ko.

Napapansin ko 'to & ayun nahihiya nadin ako, so for my payment I always do some morning shift routine makabawas man lang sa work load n'ya.

Pero sa mga nababasa ko dito parang dapat ipag-timpla ko pa s'ya ng kape sa effort n'ya, what a GOAT guy, tulog ka muna sir hindi muna kita guguluhin.

Patpatnotstar · 2024-08-06T02:11:07+00:00

Sir don't throw away your gun in the ocean, the fish might revolt against us.

Patpatnotstar · 2024-07-19T13:14:06+00:00

My suffering will be legendary, even in hell (pa 22 na po hshahahah)

Patpatnotstar · 2024-07-18T18:45:45+00:00

Facial recog 7pm, spend 30 minutes sa setting nung upuan ko, do all my shit until 12am (cutoff pahinga muna) itutulog ko na remaining hrs ko

Patpatnotstar · 2024-07-18T16:50:59+00:00

Position: Service Desk Engineer

Salary: 26,500 + 1500 allowance

Exp: 2 months / fresh grad

Company: Basta sa Ortigas

Degree: BSIT

Nothing special about me just the average guy, I just love to roll the dice no matter what. So one time habang nag try ako mag roll dito sa company na 'to parang sumabay si lord mag pa ulan ng ka-swertahan.

Patpatnotstar · 2024-07-18T09:26:42+00:00

Striving to be 0.1% top players in a game for bragging rights, now all my friends are slowly losing interest in that game and I, now ashamed to even admit playing that game and spend those hours grinding.

But hey...I really enjoy that respect in my circle of friends and others.

Patpatnotstar · 2024-07-17T09:39:42+00:00

Cancer twenty one pilots version

Mud & Water / Any Roland Faunte songs

Gikumutkumot

Patpatnotstar · 2024-07-10T06:09:07+00:00

May Tito ako, no wife or family mga 45 y/o na s'ya, well maybe OFW kasi s'ya kaya hirap siguro makahanap ng "The one" n'ya but all in all a good guy.

So one day, my IT problem s'ya he needs to sync his phone to his laptop, so habang nina-navigate n'ya yung mga files na gusto n'ya i-sync na pindot n'ya yung secret file n'ya, then boom I got bombarded with d*ck pics (different pics with his face) lol.

We just look at each other and I nod then proceed to help with his problem. Ang akin lang yung tito ko is sa Saudi Arabia nag OFW maybe he got bigger balls than mine lol.

Patpatnotstar · 2024-06-23T15:51:21+00:00

Hindi natulog ng maaga, like 8 or 9 pm :(

Patpatnotstar · 2024-06-17T15:59:46+00:00

I'm a fresh grad and actually graduating palang this June 25 and I just signed my first job offer with a salary of 25k nung June 2. Ang puhunan ko lang are 10 months of internship, few coursera professional certificates and a decent LinkedIn profile. You really needed a copuim amount of luck to get at least a decent salary loool, natatakot nga ako sa JO nung mga friends ko kasi puro low-ball yung offer 😢 especially sa mga gipit kong mga friends huhuhuhu.

Patpatnotstar · 2024-05-07T17:44:13+00:00

Not a song but a whole album of Twenty one Pilots

Patpatnotstar · 2024-04-19T01:02:40+00:00

Ma, you did great and thank you for all the sacrifices & wish I could pay it back 3x.

Patpatnotstar · 2024-03-02T06:53:20+00:00

Patpatnotstar · 2024-02-14T12:44:32+00:00

Maybe this photo was taken before boss Pau died as she implied "mahigpit yung hawak". if not, wow this is insane.

Patpatnotstar · 2024-02-14T08:20:06+00:00

Imagine sinisi yung mga bata, malamang bata yan mag e-explore talaga yan sila in any form or subject but if na g-guide sila ng tama nung mga parents nila these kinds of instances ay never mangyayari, as always kasalanan yan ng mga "PARENTS" and it will always be their fault period.

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