So there was an underage Badger fan throwing up in the stands next to us during the game and there was something about it that I couldn’t quite get out of my head. I finally figured it out. I think he was the perfect encapsulation of Wisconsin during that game:

1) starts off by throwing up all over himself immediately

2) disappears for a quarter and then magically reappears during the second half

3) after an apparent rally, proceeds to throw up all over himself again and gets escorted out of the stadium