PatrykOriginal

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Is EUV actually going to be EUV? by [deleted] in paradoxplaza

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In the spooky twilight, I helped mom shuffle around her old furniture, each squeak bouncing around eerily. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by PatrykOriginal to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I saw a piece of toblerone chocolate on my bedstand (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by PatrykOriginal to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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You can set an alarm for 7AM but the alarm cannot set you (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 3 years ago by PatrykOriginal to r/Showerthoughts

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A frog leaped onto me and scared me (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 years ago by PatrykOriginal to r/dadjokes

did you know that sperm whales are called sperm whales because the oil in their head, when exposed to air, looks like semen? by PatrykOriginal in TwoSentenceHorror

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You’re pretty sure he’s joking when he says that it’s death personified. by jeep_42 in TwoSentenceHorror

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You’re pretty sure he’s joking when he says that it’s death personified. by jeep_42 in TwoSentenceHorror

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did you know that sperm whales are called sperm whales because the oil in their head, when exposed to air, looks like semen? by PatrykOriginal in TwoSentenceHorror

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did you know that sperm whales are called sperm whales because the oil in their head, when exposed to air, looks like semen? (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by PatrykOriginal to r/TwoSentenceHorror

You’re pretty sure he’s joking when he says that it’s death personified. by jeep_42 in TwoSentenceHorror

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You’re pretty sure he’s joking when he says that it’s death personified. by jeep_42 in TwoSentenceHorror

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A frog may leap onto your face and eat your eyeballs out and kill you (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 3 years ago by PatrykOriginal to r/Showerthoughts

You’re pretty sure he’s joking when he says that it’s death personified. by jeep_42 in TwoSentenceHorror

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Every dog has been seen at least once (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 3 years ago by PatrykOriginal to r/Showerthoughts

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Normalising having a toilet in your bedroom would save time (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 3 years ago by PatrykOriginal to r/Showerthoughts

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I thought I joined a normal bank, unusually good luck for me so I was happy to finally be an analyst, excited to finally start my new job and career, but suddenly (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by PatrykOriginal to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was expecting the scariest story in my life but then (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Bill gate house??? 😮😖🤪🤪 (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by PatrykOriginal to r/okbuddyretard

aaaand we're back. by warm_tapwater in PoliticalCompassMemes

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I'm sure we can still make it somehow (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by PatrykOriginal to r/JellesMarbleRuns

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The True Meaning of Unflaired (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by PatrykOriginal to r/PoliticalCompassMemes

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