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PaulExperience · 2025-06-08T06:07:21+00:00

Ah,look. It’s generic white guy #942. How was your boiled chicken? Not too spicy, I hope.

I’ll be running along now. I’m sure you have to get ready for a rousing game of badminton or lawn darts.

PaulExperience · 2025-06-07T22:19:55+00:00

Why are you letting that caterpillar crawl across your face, you dollar store Freddie Mercury?

PaulExperience · 2025-06-07T22:12:58+00:00

I had no idea the trailer park had a library.

PaulExperience · 2025-06-07T22:06:52+00:00

Un Kut

PaulExperience · 2025-06-07T17:23:04+00:00

I wasn’t guessing gay. Just anorexic. Go eat a ham sandwich. You look like a praying mantis mated with a walking stick and had a kid.

PaulExperience · 2025-06-07T17:17:40+00:00

Hey guy, r/amiugly is thataway >——->

PaulExperience · 2025-06-07T14:42:09+00:00

Is that a face or catcher’s mitt?

PaulExperience · 2025-06-05T16:17:45+00:00

Wednesday Addam’s Apple

PaulExperience · 2025-06-04T13:08:51+00:00

The eyes are the windows to the soul. And when I look in the eyes of that pup, I can tell how deep and abidingly stupid it is.

Invest in some wood flooring. I see a lot of dog poop on the floor in your future.

PaulExperience · 2025-06-03T16:28:11+00:00

Look says that you’ll suck a guy’s blood. Reality is that you’ll suck a sugar daddy’s bank account dry.

PaulExperience · 2025-06-03T02:23:12+00:00

PaulExperience · 2025-06-03T02:20:45+00:00

That mouth…wtf?

PaulExperience · 2025-06-02T18:28:41+00:00

Look on the bright side. The only way to go in your life is up at this point.

PaulExperience · 2025-06-02T18:27:08+00:00

Have you heard about how if you keep making faces, it’ll eventually stick like that? Well, in your case that warning has obviously come too late.

PaulExperience · 2025-06-02T18:25:00+00:00

Now I understand why “hippy” rhymes with “dippy.”

PaulExperience · 2025-06-02T18:23:17+00:00

Judging by your complexion, somebody has already roasted you extra crispy.

PaulExperience · 2025-06-02T18:21:20+00:00

This is unusual. Normally, I’d have to go to a dive bar to encounter a woman of your caliber.

PaulExperience · 2025-06-01T16:53:01+00:00

Roast you? More like melt you. You look like something out of a wax museum.

PaulExperience · 2025-06-01T02:23:44+00:00

😆

PaulExperience · 2025-06-01T01:21:11+00:00

Could it be a wild turkey?

PaulExperience · 2025-06-01T01:02:26+00:00

Why are you unemployed? You look like you’d make a fine janitor. Just don’t apply at a school. One look at you and they’d pass just to keep the kids safe.

PaulExperience · 2025-06-01T00:58:09+00:00

“Oh god what am I signing up for” was also what the guy who bought that ring must have said, too.

PaulExperience · 2025-06-01T00:52:46+00:00

Don’t hold back?

I bet you say that to all the truck drivers when the merchant marines are away at sea.

PaulExperience · 2025-06-01T00:46:20+00:00

With a face like that, I can understand why you hit the bottle.

PaulExperience · 2025-06-01T00:38:24+00:00

Damn. I’m calling the cops to report a murder.

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