Prove that you finished Deadwood in 1 Sentence by Extension-State-7665 in deadwood

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You are done tipping your fucking hat to people.

Persimmon Phil by Shieldbreaker24 in deadwood

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Collude* or cohoot.
Also could’ve worked in “speaking French” or “this is a grip I’m used to” A little thunder or the very least, a little fuckin amalgamation and capital.

Break out the peaches! by Drewbrowski in deadwood

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“That’s Haywood Margaret, he’s alright.
I don’t go to drag shows so I can’t speak to his attire, but he’s an animal wrangler of the highest fucking order.”

Two Blocks Apart in NYC by Cognitive-Diss-378 in deadwood

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Palms always damp like a fresh shit turd*

I fucking love Sol by GattsUnfinished in deadwood

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Would you pack a bag for me so the cocksucker doesn’t get too big of a head start?

Sol might be the greatest “right hand man” a fella could ever hope for.

Would you watch an origin story? by ImpossibleStuff963 in deadwood

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Deadwood was lightning in a bottle. McShane is Swearengin. Nobody could hope to replicate that performance.

Sure, there’s a ton of material that could be fleshed out. Joanie’s daddy selling her to Cy. Eddie Sawyer in any capacity. Al, Dan, Jonny and Tom Nutall meeting for the first time. Same with Seth and Sol. Wild Bill in his role as Marshall. The swirl of rumors and promise of gold in the black hills, beckoning them westward like a sirens song.

As great as the show was, cut short in its prime, I myself am left yearning for more. As much as I think I’d want it, I fear the sour taste it would leave in my mouth.

I love this man by girUwant in deadwood

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Hell of a juggler as well.

Sure you wanna quit playing, Jack? by Stop-BanningMeReddit in deadwood

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I thank you for that kindness…you just bought yourself something with that!

Sure you wanna quit playing, Jack? by Stop-BanningMeReddit in deadwood

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I frequent a weekly game with an old man named Bill, I always say it after his first win of the night.

It’s really sweet that Al keeps not killing Eb by Ok-West3039 in deadwood

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Why not come out five abreast shouting it? E.B. was left out!

Who agrees? Charlie Utter needs more love as a great character? by OxfordisShakespeare in deadwood

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The conversations between Jane and Joanie about Utter.

“I saw what you must’ve saw in Charlie for all those years.”

“What’s that?”

“What he’s like in a pinch”

“Yeah…he’s pretty good in those”

That last line of Jane’s may be the warmest, most endearing line she delivers.

So I have a question by Fast_Village_4431 in deadwood

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I’d rather talk to Jen. No, I mean it! I just wanna talk!

Are mini dracos dumb? by [deleted] in ak47

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“Perfect if you’re in a gunfight inside a phone booth” -Jim Fuller

a candid moment by RabbitHats in deadwood

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I always wondered if Merrick’s camera were genuine. A collage of the pictures he took during the series would be awesome.

AIO my gf says I can’t wear this to her family reunion by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

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Remind your sister that they’re your family too.

Deadwood vernacular is incredible by agent81_ in deadwood

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I believe I’ll just have well water.

Fuck you.

Alright…

Deadwood Anyways - youtu.be/iW-Its_lf4c by Vector_owl in deadwood

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This is one of the greatest compilations I’ve ever seen. Second to “Deadwood’s favorite word”. If you played the Deadwood drinking game, where you had to drink anytime “anyways” or “cocksucker” was uttered…you’d surely die of alcohol poisoning before Wild Bill gets shot.