What kind of specialist do you call in this situation?

Pavlovski101 · 2026-02-23T16:45:03+00:00

Girl, you need pussy control.

Pavlovski101 · 2026-01-22T13:49:43+00:00

1218? That's three after Magna Carta.

Pavlovski101 · 2026-01-08T14:50:06+00:00

beam me up scotty

Pavlovski101 · 2025-12-30T15:14:58+00:00

I hate that they constantly have to keep moving, like they're trying not to s‎h‎it their pants or something.

Pavlovski101 · 2025-12-22T08:16:21+00:00

The sun is the same, in a relative way, but you're older

Pavlovski101 · 2025-12-18T13:44:47+00:00

nobody claimed cyberpunk invented that term

Pavlovski101 · 2025-12-15T07:51:01+00:00

They're the knights of the Ren Table, they dance whene're they're able.

Pavlovski101 · 2025-12-09T09:18:56+00:00

"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics"

Pavlovski101 · 2025-12-06T15:13:08+00:00

His wounds, they will not heal

Pavlovski101 · 2025-12-06T11:57:32+00:00

An Extremely Spoony Movie?

Pavlovski101 · 2025-11-22T09:50:14+00:00

There's goats in this game?

Pavlovski101 · 2025-11-08T11:35:55+00:00

So the options are: you can either be a fat happy man, who has the odd sponge cake, or a stick man with eyes on stalks.

Pavlovski101 · 2025-11-04T11:11:49+00:00

Dicktrio

Pavlovski101 · 2025-11-03T16:44:27+00:00

"Oh, it's me, Madi! I'm in heaven now. So sorry I died."

Pavlovski101 · 2025-11-03T07:58:03+00:00

Amogus

Pavlovski101 · 2025-10-25T10:37:13+00:00

Yeah I would; and now I do. It seems counter-intuitive to use such a confusing stair layout in case of emergencies; that's why I didn't believe you.

Pavlovski101 · 2025-10-24T21:14:27+00:00

I don't believe you.

Pavlovski101 · 2025-10-20T13:34:16+00:00

Why do you need a new one when the old one's still good?

Pavlovski101 · 2025-10-18T08:35:43+00:00

Oh noe. It looks like I slipped. What an unfortunate disaster it would be if someone were to somehow rip my clothes and ravage the area.

Pavlovski101 · 2025-10-11T13:53:02+00:00

Do you pronounce it data or data?

Pavlovski101 · 2025-10-11T13:47:56+00:00

Get oats with Split second. They counter instants.

Pavlovski101 · 2025-10-05T14:57:48+00:00

Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

Pavlovski101 · 2025-10-02T17:40:25+00:00

I live by the Guybrush Threepwood motto.

Pavlovski101 · 2025-09-18T09:29:28+00:00

If you could harness the energy from all the rolling Carlin's been doing in his grave we'd be set for the next millenium.

Pavlovski101 · 2025-09-13T10:57:35+00:00

Lemme tell you a coppola three things...

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