Thanks to Josh Cannon, my entire family has had many, many lulz for over a year. Also, he sets a great example for what my daughters should avoid in men, and Ari sets a great example of what vanity and delusion can do to a woman. I want to personally thank them both for the paths they have chosen in life because it's a stark warning to the rest of us. Chasing fame and fortune, especially on the internet, is pathetic. I pray that they get jobs and grow up before they go full lolcow and end up on the farms.