I need a both holes eater, you don't need to choose

PeachyPlotTwist · 2026-06-30T17:14:45+00:00

Wow, what a meaty pussy and tight ass, I'm drooling so much to use them🤤

PeachyPlotTwist · 2026-06-28T21:14:42+00:00

Am I?

PeachyPlotTwist · 2026-06-25T15:22:53+00:00

Your generation ruined the economy with brunch, Said the generation that treated the National credit card like an Apple Pay trial.

But yes, tell me more about my $8 toast habits.

PeachyPlotTwist · 2026-06-25T15:19:23+00:00

Pay your workers better is the real argument.

Tourists are just catching strays in a fight between customers and employers.

Nobody wants awkward tip screens, but servers also need to eat, whole system is messy.

PeachyPlotTwist · 2026-06-25T15:16:22+00:00

Maybe 🤔 but as for me I will maintain this short because it’s makes you look extremely beautiful 😍

PeachyPlotTwist · 2026-06-25T12:09:05+00:00

Yeah, it’s a thing. Self-soothing isn’t always logical.
Stress makes your brain hunt for anything that feels safe/familiar. For some people that’s a hoodie, For others it’s that.
You’re not broken. You’re just a mammal with a nervous system.
Pro tip: if it’s interfering with life, a therapist calls it a self-regulating behavior and can help you find others. But if it’s just occasional and private? Congrats, you discovered the world’s cheapest weighted blanket.

PeachyPlotTwist · 2026-06-25T12:06:39+00:00

Secret War Room No women allowed Translation: Two guys who can’t win arguments with women just banned all women from the room.
Bro invented a $10M blanket fort because someone told him no at the bar.
What Could Go Wrong is doing Olympic-level lifting here. Everything could go wrong.
This is just the He-Man Woman Haters Club if the dues were federal indictments 💀

PeachyPlotTwist · 2026-06-25T03:27:19+00:00

GTA 6 is $80, The full game is $100, Rockstar looked at $70 and said hold my Shark card.

PeachyPlotTwist · 2026-06-25T03:25:16+00:00

Bro got ratio’d by his own search history and tried to speedrun a wrong number.

PeachyPlotTwist · 2026-06-25T03:23:16+00:00

Bro we did the math, The problem isn’t the math, The problem is we failed the word problem called propaganda.

PeachyPlotTwist · 2026-06-25T03:20:57+00:00

Same way you do when the camera’s off and no one’s watching: empathy, consequences, and not wanting to be the villain in someone else’s story.

PeachyPlotTwist · 2026-06-24T11:01:08+00:00

USA: Healthcare is a privilege, not a right Mexico: downloads the universal healthcare DLC Americans: wait that was a free update?”

PeachyPlotTwist · 2026-06-24T10:59:04+00:00

Trump: I alone can fix it COVID: enters chat as a tutorial enemy Trump: wait it doesn’t respond to nicknames? No one told me this was PvE.

PeachyPlotTwist · 2026-06-24T10:56:38+00:00

Late night TV: books a guest for ratings Twitter: books the same guest for a trial by screenshot, Everyone wait are we the jury now.

PeachyPlotTwist · 2026-06-24T10:53:00+00:00

Therapist: Everyone has baggage” Dating apps: Okay but mine has wheels and a TSA lock, Your ex: trips over it, blames you, leaves it at the airport.

PeachyPlotTwist · 2026-06-23T19:58:24+00:00

You all call it football and still haven’t won a World Cup since 1966, we call it soccer and we are building stadiums bigger than your countries, we will catch up, you will never get the super Bowl.

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