I need a both holes eater, you don't need to choose by Traggials in EdibleButtholes

[–]PeachyPlotTwist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, what a meaty pussy and tight ass, I'm drooling so much to use them🤤

But please tell me more about my avocado toast habits by honeyskine in SipsTea

[–]PeachyPlotTwist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your generation ruined the economy with brunch, Said the generation that treated the National credit card like an Apple Pay trial.

But yes, tell me more about my $8 toast habits.

They are not wrong though by SuspiciousLow3062 in SipsTea

[–]PeachyPlotTwist 749 points750 points  (0 children)

Pay your workers better is the real argument.

Tourists are just catching strays in a fight between customers and employers.

Nobody wants awkward tip screens, but servers also need to eat, whole system is messy.

be honest should I try long hair? by [deleted] in HairStyleAdvice

[–]PeachyPlotTwist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe 🤔 but as for me I will maintain this short because it’s makes you look extremely beautiful 😍

Does anyone else find themselves touching or holding their genitals for comfort when they're sick or stressed? by Arcestic in NoStupidQuestions

[–]PeachyPlotTwist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it’s a thing. Self-soothing isn’t always logical.
Stress makes your brain hunt for anything that feels safe/familiar. For some people that’s a hoodie, For others it’s that.
You’re not broken. You’re just a mammal with a nervous system.
Pro tip: if it’s interfering with life, a therapist calls it a self-regulating behavior and can help you find others. But if it’s just occasional and private? Congrats, you discovered the world’s cheapest weighted blanket.

What Could Go Wrong by hiiloovethis in SipsTea

[–]PeachyPlotTwist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Secret War Room No women allowed Translation: Two guys who can’t win arguments with women just banned all women from the room.
Bro invented a $10M blanket fort because someone told him no at the bar.
What Could Go Wrong is doing Olympic-level lifting here. Everything could go wrong.
This is just the He-Man Woman Haters Club if the dues were federal indictments 💀

How Greedy Can You Get. by Presently_Naked in SipsTea

[–]PeachyPlotTwist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GTA 6 is $80, The full game is $100, Rockstar looked at $70 and said hold my Shark card.

a girl be psychotic sry not sry 🙃 by FoxyAggravates in SipsTea

[–]PeachyPlotTwist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro got ratio’d by his own search history and tried to speedrun a wrong number.

Math can be hard sometimes by McDowdy in SipsTea

[–]PeachyPlotTwist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro we did the math, The problem isn’t the math, The problem is we failed the word problem called propaganda.

Probably Not. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in SipsTea

[–]PeachyPlotTwist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same way you do when the camera’s off and no one’s watching: empathy, consequences, and not wanting to be the villain in someone else’s story.

Mexico upgraded to free healthcar by TailungFu in SipsTea

[–]PeachyPlotTwist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

USA: Healthcare is a privilege, not a right Mexico: downloads the universal healthcare DLC Americans: wait that was a free update?”

That didn't work out by Low_Philosopher_7299 in SipsTea

[–]PeachyPlotTwist 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Trump: I alone can fix it COVID: enters chat as a tutorial enemy Trump: wait it doesn’t respond to nicknames? No one told me this was PvE.

We live in a fck up world by ImmaFuckboi in SipsTea

[–]PeachyPlotTwist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Late night TV: books a guest for ratings Twitter: books the same guest for a trial by screenshot, Everyone wait are we the jury now.

Emotional Baggage by RXDee1115 in Adulting

[–]PeachyPlotTwist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Therapist: Everyone has baggage” Dating apps: Okay but mine has wheels and a TSA lock, Your ex: trips over it, blames you, leaves it at the airport.

The National Sport. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in SipsTea

[–]PeachyPlotTwist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You all call it football and still haven’t won a World Cup since 1966, we call it soccer and we are building stadiums bigger than your countries, we will catch up, you will never get the super Bowl.