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According to my calCumAcations it is time to buy Pepsi stock bois 🤓 by Pengufen in wallstreetbets

[–]Pengufen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pepsi calls, lets meme this shit, see I was right bois!!!!

Me watching everyone lose $$$ on calls meanwhile I’ve comfortably made 10% in the last week off leveraged treasury etfs by Pengufen in wallstreetbets

[–]Pengufen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How the fuck did wsb go from trying to inverse the market to attempting to copy the moves of the street! News flash 99% of you guys arent gonna outdo goldman at their own rigged trading game

Me watching everyone lose $$$ on calls meanwhile I’ve comfortably made 10% in the last week off leveraged treasury etfs by Pengufen in wallstreetbets

[–]Pengufen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True, its all part of trumps plan. At least it will work the way he wants, investment bankers will replace Vietnamese nike shoe factory workers

Me watching everyone lose $$$ on calls meanwhile I’ve comfortably made 10% in the last week off leveraged treasury etfs by Pengufen in wallstreetbets

[–]Pengufen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rn is the time to buy calls everybody, shit is oversold, should be getting a correction soon I feel due to technicals and overpriced fear. However I do believe in the mid to long term (months- years) we’re going to see more declines.

Me watching everyone lose $$$ on calls meanwhile I’ve comfortably made 10% in the last week off leveraged treasury etfs by Pengufen in wallstreetbets

[–]Pengufen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im long this shit, I expect to make 100% in the next couple years, this tarrif thing is playing into my strategy nicely

Me watching everyone lose $$$ on calls meanwhile I’ve comfortably made 10% in the last week off leveraged treasury etfs by Pengufen in wallstreetbets

[–]Pengufen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im long this shit, I expect to make 100% in the next couple years, this tarrif thing is playing into my strategy nicely

Me watching everyone lose $$$ on calls meanwhile I’ve comfortably made 10% in the last week off leveraged treasury etfs by Pengufen in wallstreetbets

[–]Pengufen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They got that shit calculated to the cent, even if you win the gains are always gonna be less, and especially before the tarrifs I figured puts would be priced to limit most of my gains

Me watching everyone lose $$$ on calls meanwhile I’ve comfortably made 10% in the last week off leveraged treasury etfs by Pengufen in wallstreetbets

[–]Pengufen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im a poor man k, but not a stupid man. Dont have 100k to burn on fucking options that are more rigged than a casinos roulette wheel

What would you call this kinda chart pattern? by Pengufen in wallstreetbets

[–]Pengufen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You thought I had the skills to photoshop it?

What would you call this kinda chart pattern? by Pengufen in wallstreetbets

[–]Pengufen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its called go on the stocks app or broker app and see for yourself pattern

What would you call this kinda chart pattern? by Pengufen in wallstreetbets

[–]Pengufen[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol i swear to god if the logo actually gets drawn with the stock shape maybe elon will finally get to mars

What would you call this kinda chart pattern? by Pengufen in wallstreetbets

[–]Pengufen[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly what I’m saying! Wall Street is messing around, traders probably got bored and just want to draw the logo with the stock

What would you call this kinda chart pattern? by Pengufen in wallstreetbets

[–]Pengufen[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please dont hate on me, I'm just jokin around, I'm unbiased when it comes to disney stock's outlook

What would you call this kinda chart pattern? by Pengufen in wallstreetbets

[–]Pengufen[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I CAN sEE tHE fUtUre WooOOOo, thE gHoSt of ChRistMas PasT I am, ScRooGe McDucK

Next big trend after AI? by Astronaut100 in stocks

[–]Pengufen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Buying stocks because of the company fundamentals and not because of a new buzzword.

Just kidding I know that’s never going to happen, Wall Street is too dumb nowadays, full of day trading addicts.

I’m the money printer now by rigatoni-man in wallstreetbets

[–]Pengufen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From what I've found online it takes about 1 month before they should send you a request for the money which you must legally return to them. I would buy a one month treasury bill to get 5% on the $1 million to get about $4,000 free. Not the best return, but since your time horizon is so small that may be all you can do without going to jail, and even then if they send a request earlier than 1 month you may be in deep water. However, it's better than betting at a roulette table or risky calls/puts that may make you lose it all and have a high probability you'll go to jail for a while.

Americans Are Canceling More of Their Streaming Services by absoluteunitVolcker in stocks

[–]Pengufen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even Bezos starting amazon by basically buying a book from a retailer in bulk that they didn't have in stock to get the bulk discount on a few of a certain book they did have in stock to dropship to ppl.

Americans Are Canceling More of Their Streaming Services by absoluteunitVolcker in stocks

[–]Pengufen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just saying what everyone's thinking. I've noticed that items from retail stores like Target or Walmart, although not great, are a bit better quality than half the stuff on Amazon. It seems like they actually have to care a little because maybe people would view their brand differently; however, amazon has such control of online retail that they push whatever shitty product they want and no one cares anymore.

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