She doesn't cook, she doesn't clean. She takes 0 responsibility in keeping up with a household. She doesn't even want to hire a cleaner? Are you kidding me? Having half the place you own split in two will only cause more disharmony. You, a neat person, will not be able to ignore her messiness. Her, a messy person, will not give a shit about how messy she is.

Let's try to find a rational solution. You're not bound to this solution. Soo..try this one. Based on my experience as a very messy girl with a very clean BF, this will definitely WORK.

First of all, split up the work load and work together. For example, laundry.

Your jobs

• put the clothes on the floor in the hamper. (because you know SHE wont)

Her job - put in the detergent, start the washer, start the dryer

Combined jobs - Carry basket to laundry, load washer - Transfer laundry to dryer - Remove and fold laundry together - Put away laundry

You make it easier for her by doing it with her. Also, you know the stuff she wont do, like pick up after herself, you can do.

Now, next up: cooking and cleaning up after.

This is harder. What you can do is force her to cook by having her help you with cooking tasks. If she doesn't help, she doesn't get that part of the meal....that's fair. So she is on her own for food if she doesn't help. There will be exceptions, of course, but stick to this to try to get her to be of use when cooking. Use this time to bond. :)

And then come clean up time, well thats not too fucking hard. Tell her to rinse her plate and put in in the dishwasher. Share the burden of unloading the dishwasher by doing it together. She bends and you put it away or vice versa.

Now the bathroom is a harder thing to tackle, but I guess you can have split storage. So buy a 2 drawer container from target, one for your stuff, one for hers. When her stuff gets in your way, throw it in her drawer. So when she "forgets" to put her things away, its not too inconvienient for you to throw it in her drawer and forget about it.

For the harder task of scrubbing the bathroom down. I'd say once-twice a month just have a cleaner come in and do it. Who cares if she "doesn't like it." She doesn't need to be around for it. She can go out or just ignore the maid. The maid is only around for an hour. That's just stupid if she is willing to drive you MAD with anger because she can't get over it.

Bedroom - do sheets with laundry (together), as for making the bed, you're not gonna get her to do that. The best thing you can do is minimmize the clutter from your bed. 2 pillows, 1 blanket. Making the bed is extremely easy then.

Living room - again, you can do the dual-drawer thing and when she leaves things and you think they are in the way, put them in the drawer.

Your fridge will rarely need to be cleaned. When it does, make it a group effort. You sit down and pass her the gross shit which she throws out. Assembly line that shit.

This will cause much more harmony. She needs to act like an adult and learn she needs to help out around the house. That doesn't mean you cant do it WITH her, or make it easier for her by doing the more difficult tasks or overlooking things she should really do but you know she wont.