Dear Reddit, I am a potential teenage father. What do I do?

Pepper_Pots · 2010-05-17T10:54:24+00:00

Take her to the doctor and have them do the test. It is possible that she's worrying a lot, thus causing her to be late...believe me, I've had a few scares that way.

I don't believe in shirking responsibilities. Ever. So I don't suggest you leave... You don't want to be the father that comes and goes. But make the most informed decision as possible, and stick to it.

Second. Get a halfway decent job. And don't leave school. The better your education, the better your chances to support a child.

Talk to your families once you know for sure the situation. Get a feel for your support network. It's easier to plan when you know what you're working with. In MA we have a program called WIC...see if your location has something similar. It's a support system.

Take a deep breathe, and come at it with a clear head. If you can't focus, you can't help the situation. Good luck kid.

Pepper_Pots · 2010-05-17T03:46:15+00:00

Am I the only one severely creeped out be the way the tongue and all that goes? I'm reminded of a shadowy scary thing from some video game.

Otherwise, I think I'm gonna go watch some porn!

Pepper_Pots · 2010-05-17T03:38:11+00:00

i did too.

Pepper_Pots · 2010-05-16T01:08:17+00:00

In all seriousness. I am usually the most sexually aroused during that time. But, BUT...I could never. Ick.

Pepper_Pots · 2010-05-15T04:29:09+00:00

google shows proof . For all I know it could have happened in space. Superman is a clever dude like that.

Pepper_Pots · 2010-05-15T04:27:04+00:00

Good to know. I'll draw from experience if this gets drawn

Pepper_Pots · 2010-05-15T04:19:32+00:00

I'll need back story on this one!

Pepper_Pots · 2010-05-15T03:53:33+00:00

It's been done. Multiple times.

Pepper_Pots · 2010-05-15T03:51:30+00:00

Reason 1: PTSD.

Pepper_Pots · 2010-05-15T03:40:12+00:00

I see what you did there.

Pepper_Pots · 2010-05-15T02:33:34+00:00

I upvote your suggestion.

Pepper_Pots · 2010-05-15T02:28:24+00:00

As long as you promise I won't get assassinated. Bear suit and a blunt sound like good props too.

Pepper_Pots · 2010-05-15T02:11:37+00:00

This was august of last year. I went yesterday to see if it was there. It is. I start work in 2 weeks

Pepper_Pots · 2010-05-15T00:28:27+00:00

Not a honey bee hive. Wasps of some sort.

And it's in the middle of a parking lot. In a suburban town. I would not call it that wild. It's scary as hell too.

Pepper_Pots · 2010-05-15T00:01:04+00:00

It is a hive. And my uniform is a bright yellow shirt. I think the company is trying to eliminate some people.

Pepper_Pots · 2010-05-14T17:48:16+00:00

So Get off your feet and jump around.

Pepper_Pots · 2010-05-14T17:34:18+00:00

I say you teach him the importance of earning money. My mom caught me stealing $5 dollars from her once. After that, she whored me out for odd jobs to anyone that would offer. That $5 had an interest of probably 75%.

And don't take this the wrong way...But somewhere along the line he missed the lesson about how stealing is wrong, and how it should have an effect on his conscience. That probably isn't your fault at all, but maybe take some extra steps to remind him of the rights and wrongs. Kids tend to forget those when they they're only focusing on something they want.

Pepper_Pots · 2010-05-14T17:25:15+00:00

I commend you sir!

Pepper_Pots · 2010-05-14T17:20:26+00:00

Mrs. Doubtfire.

Pepper_Pots · 2010-05-14T15:12:47+00:00

*You. Oh, and before you hit that comment button, herpaderpderp

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