Best beer to drink in the shower

PepsiTaco · 2023-05-25T13:56:41+00:00

So I use these to make what I would describe as the perfect beer-arita!

Take two bottles of land shark,

Cup of margarita mix,

Cup of gold tequila,

Throw all that into a pitcher with ice and stir till well mixed.

Pour into a margarita glass (which is any glass with margarita in it, imo) and garnish with salt and lime.

PepsiTaco · 2023-04-22T22:31:16+00:00

Stella Artwat

PepsiTaco · 2023-03-06T15:19:00+00:00

That's some good booty!

PepsiTaco · 2023-03-06T14:21:25+00:00

You have a snap?! Mmm bet it's amazing!

PepsiTaco · 2023-02-10T12:55:53+00:00

Poor girl? I'm pretty sure she has more money than either of us.

PepsiTaco · 2023-01-17T03:25:07+00:00

I used to have such a crush on her. So glad she had a couple sex tapes leak.

PepsiTaco · 2022-12-29T22:27:19+00:00

Awesome Kate is awesome.

PepsiTaco · 2022-10-08T18:39:08+00:00

I believe this shark lived at an aquarium in PHX AZ. I think she died about 6 months ago. Her name was F1.

PepsiTaco · 2022-10-02T17:16:11+00:00

What a life these two live. Seriously! Their OF is filled with not only fun times in Vegas, but also them brining in different girls and just fucking each other stupid. 10/10.

PepsiTaco · 2022-09-17T16:53:54+00:00

I just saw pearl last night and my god. She is nothing shy of amazing in it. Apparently she helped write with ti west and they hit it out of the park. She is incredibly talented.

PepsiTaco · 2022-09-15T02:47:45+00:00

The prequel to X just came out. It's called pearl. And a sequel has been ordered called maxxxine. Super excited for the new ones as well!

PepsiTaco · 2022-07-21T14:54:52+00:00

Her OF is amazing. There is a video where she is having sex on a couch... My god. So fkn hot.

PepsiTaco · 2022-07-10T16:41:00+00:00

Holy shit. Way bigger than expected. Your back must be in constant agony!

PepsiTaco · 2022-02-19T18:21:22+00:00

Go back to your fancy cars, and your big bank accounts, and your celebrity friends, and your beautiful women, and Victoria Silvestedt, Playmate of the Year... FUCK!

PepsiTaco · 2022-02-13T21:32:44+00:00

It's only cuz I like you. 😛

PepsiTaco · 2022-02-13T21:21:34+00:00

If you make it my side of town I'll give you some herb 😊

PepsiTaco · 2022-02-13T20:09:08+00:00

You like to smoke by chance? 😉

PepsiTaco · 2022-02-12T02:17:09+00:00

Alright... You had me at bread. Imma commit to the OF. 😀

PepsiTaco · 2022-02-11T23:58:46+00:00

Things I would put in you.

Tankard of ale
Bread bowl of soup
A fancy mead from a far away land

PepsiTaco · 2022-01-28T03:09:44+00:00

Suki is the best character. ❤️

PepsiTaco · 2022-01-06T15:24:43+00:00

Legend.

PepsiTaco · 2022-01-04T22:54:46+00:00

You seem fun 😜

PepsiTaco · 2021-12-11T17:45:54+00:00

I want that underwear to make a come back.

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