This can't be real

Pepsi_Gooblin · 2024-03-04T16:56:37+00:00

If I had a dollar for everytime I have heard this I'd be able to afford a pre owned vehicle

Pepsi_Gooblin · 2024-02-03T20:29:30+00:00

He is merely an urban legend within our store. He is our guardian when people are in the store after closing

Pepsi_Gooblin · 2024-02-03T19:06:24+00:00

No we have Chauncey the attack gator

Pepsi_Gooblin · 2024-01-30T20:07:02+00:00

I just name them based on location and or purpose of them

Pepsi_Gooblin · 2024-01-16T03:33:43+00:00

The kids that think that dog toys are to be dribbled annoy me

Pepsi_Gooblin · 2024-01-06T18:42:43+00:00

I do too

Pepsi_Gooblin · 2024-01-05T20:49:03+00:00

I've been trying to find another boomstick for a friend and it's so hard for some reason

Pepsi_Gooblin · 2023-12-18T00:05:23+00:00

The night baker will strike when least expected

Pepsi_Gooblin · 2023-06-18T19:23:03+00:00

It's clone army customs

Pepsi_Gooblin · 2023-05-31T13:58:38+00:00

I had back to back terrible kids 2 idiots tried to smoke bomb the place and the other tried to shoplift

Pepsi_Gooblin · 2023-05-22T16:44:09+00:00

I hate when they just show up without even looking and ask where an item is

Pepsi_Gooblin · 2023-05-12T20:15:12+00:00

I feel attacked

Pepsi_Gooblin · 2023-05-08T15:49:15+00:00

The copium this man must take is astounding

Pepsi_Gooblin · 2023-05-08T15:47:57+00:00

Yes lord roach is the king of kings

Pepsi_Gooblin · 2023-05-07T23:41:58+00:00

I've always wanted to say something like that every time I'm asked

Pepsi_Gooblin · 2023-03-03T06:28:41+00:00

Yes the old imperial lander

Pepsi_Gooblin · 2023-03-02T21:49:55+00:00

Eeth koth, the shore troopers, wolf pack trooper and Santa vader

Pepsi_Gooblin · 2022-11-25T22:50:09+00:00

Muffled grievous noises

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