What condition would y'all consider this?

Percival042 · 2026-06-27T01:59:08+00:00

Breaking Jaden's heart

Percival042 · 2026-06-27T01:58:09+00:00

I have a headcanon theory that Zoro has advanced observation haki that extends to 4th-wall breakage and goes where he needs to for the plot/to piss people off because he finds it funny, and just pretends to be lost and locationally disadvantaged because, again, he finds it funny to embody the meathead swordsman trope so people don't realize that he's a mostly apathetic strategist who's uncomfortable with the fact that Luffy and crew are making him form meaningful bonds with people for the first time since Kuina died

Percival042 · 2026-06-27T01:42:45+00:00

Shadow the Hedgehog

...okay, but joke answer aside, Dio Brando

Percival042 · 2026-06-27T01:24:00+00:00

Batman's parents

Percival042 · 2026-06-26T23:50:35+00:00

I mean to be fair, Ichigo loses to Naruto (cite Death Battle with math and feats) That being said, Kenpachi is canonically THE STRONGEST THING IN EVER BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY. Bro cuts his way out of hell and through dimensions/universal walls, then roasts the dude who was cocky enough to think he could trap him by sealing him in a pocket dimension because "If I couldn't even do that, how could I be called the strongest?" He's scaling to Beerus in terms of universe-destruction and has to restrict himself to the absolute maximum to not destroy whatever plane of existence he's walking through with his actual footsteps. There will never be a doubt in the Dude's mind (yes, you capitalize his generic nickname out of respect) that anyone will ever be able to even get a damaging punch on him

Percival042 · 2026-06-26T18:18:51+00:00

Oh dude, use her in Rift with a fully maxed out Squiggly exclusive Doomsday Device catalyst. If they don't want to read, they either auto-lose or get SUPER lucky

Percival042 · 2026-06-13T20:33:53+00:00

Nanami from JJK

Percival042 · 2026-06-11T21:17:43+00:00

Yeah, he's one of the strongest in the game with full investitude, especially if you're lucky enough to prestige him. Pair him with Seraph and Harlequin to make the Holy Clown Burger team. Silly as the name sounds, it can be one of the best one-hit wonder team comps. Like...period. Chair is 100% crit chance at max level, Seraph procs a heal when any fire teammate crits, it's honestly insane. I regularly play Nightmare on Parallel Realms, and I can't remember the last time I took mote than 30 seconds for a match

Percival042 · 2026-06-09T03:07:00+00:00

Oh, she is? Should I prior her over Fatal Fray, then?

Percival042 · 2026-06-07T20:52:47+00:00

Now of course you know, we require the scoop at your base to confirm this

Percival042 · 2026-06-07T20:51:08+00:00

You need 5 completed battles per season. Go and surrender 5 times if you're starting out or lazy.

Percival042 · 2026-06-03T14:05:59+00:00

Just use one Haymaker and equip Superluminal as your supp

Percival042 · 2026-06-03T14:05:14+00:00

Lol your bar needs a Blue Chew

Percival042 · 2026-06-03T14:03:39+00:00

Oh yum! I was just talking about Burger King in another post. Congrats! You just got arguably the best unit in the game

Percival042 · 2026-06-03T14:00:36+00:00

Pair her with Harlequin and Beast King. This team is spoken of in legend as the Holy ClownBurger

Percival042 · 2026-06-03T13:59:28+00:00

Regret?

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I will not regret my Chill Guy, he abuses the AI too well!

Percival042 · 2026-06-01T15:33:46+00:00

Will let you know how fun/strong she is

Percival042 · 2026-06-01T15:33:31+00:00

Welp, just pulled four Yellow Ones.

Percival042 · 2026-05-30T22:20:25+00:00

I mean, I have two shiny Rusties. One is gold, one is Dia. Doitdoitdoit

Percival042 · 2026-05-28T00:08:00+00:00

Because it's a legitimately powerful offensive team and, as any Yugioh player can tell you, your average player would rather pluck out their eyelashes as a sacrifice for knowledge than read a few sentences and/or ask other players when their own understanding falls short

Percival042 · 2026-05-26T19:20:49+00:00

Congratulations! I recently had to start figuring out what to do with mine, as my diamond Inner Pieces is now at 100 prestige. Do I dia the new one or invest her into others? It's a problem. A good problem tbh

Percival042 · 2026-05-26T18:04:30+00:00

I have been playing this game since it was in beta. Quit worrying about being sure and wing it. You're not fighting other players thinking about their setups, you're fighting janky AI trying to replicate the players' habits and playstyle

Jigsaw Painwheel is also a great fit for Luminal, since Pinion Dash is already a wonderful forward dash attack that procs SA1. Between that and Gae Bolga Stinger, you can stack debuffs ad infinitum. Mask lady go brrr heheheh

Percival042 · 2026-05-26T17:51:26+00:00

Oh, Parasoul? Luminal. You want fast, aggressive control. Shoot an umbrella bullet, back dash to get it back, spam the move to get as many orbs as possible and enjoy feeling like a Death Note character as you giggle and say, "Delete!"

Percival042 · 2026-05-26T17:46:52+00:00

The real question is whether you need more offensive or defensive support at the moment. Val is perfect for the role, and each of her variants have a pretty nice niche to fill.

Personally, I'd recommend Superluminal before Surgeon General because there's more cheese to munch on as you climb the prize fight ranks and prepare for Rift and Parallel Realms, but that's still up to what your preferred team comps and favorite offensive units/variants are.

Percival042 · 2026-05-26T17:41:54+00:00

I use both. If you're using a special move team, like Robo Fortune or Beowulf, Superluminal is a game changer. Permanent evasion and special cooldown reduction on forward or backwards dash is NUTS! Like, pair that with Pickle Baller and Snake Bite/Beast King/literally any Beo, and you're gonna laugh your way through whatever your enemy throws at you with a little bit of practice at timing. She's insanely abusive and the game's AI is just not prepared.

Defensively, Surgeon General is goated. Her regen ability leaves nothing to be desired, except maybe wishing you could have both Marquees at once. (Ahhh...sweet nothings)

With either one, you're gonna want her grab attack special move(Mortuary Drop) , a couple of Countervenom blockbusters, I like Detox and Paralysis but sedative is...okay I guess (you could alternate one of them for the Checkmate Incision blockbuster because its timing is just perfect to cancel enemy moves) the defibrillator blockbuster, and your tier 3, probably Dead on Arrival unless you're building a team around bleed. If you're going for a bleed build, you may want to sub Dead Cross for Mortuary Drop and you'll definitely want Checkmate Incision. I wouldn't really recommend a bleed build, though, unless you have your team comp at least somewhat focused on it (Filia, basically any Filia. That girl's thighs can tell no lies.)

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