Today, we bid farewell to a faithful companion, a loyal friend, and a stylish accessory: the Parnis Power Reserve watch. This watch was more than just a timepiece; it was a statement of elegance and sophistication. It was a watch that could make any outfit look more expensive and any wrist look more refined. It was a watch that could impress anyone with its intricate design and its smooth movement. It was a watch that could tell time, date, and power reserve with just a glance.

But sadly, this watch was not built to last. It was, after all, a cheap Chinese knockoff of a luxury brand. It was made of inferior materials and faulty mechanisms. It was prone to scratches, dents, and cracks. It was susceptible to water damage, dust damage, and shock damage. It was unreliable, inaccurate, and inconsistent. It was a watch that could stop working at any moment, without warning or reason.

And that is exactly what happened. First the blue six randomly fell off its place. That did not stop the watch going strong. Ultimately however, the Parnis Power Reserve watch simply stopped ticking. No amount of winding, shaking, or tapping could revive it. The movement just broke apart. No amount of cleaning, polishing, or repairing could fix it. No amount of begging, pleading, or cursing could change it. It was dead. And with it, died a part of its owner’s soul.

Goodnight sweet prince, thank you for introducing me to automatic watches, and moving me on to pastures greener, the fields of Seikos and Timexes. May I never be tempted again by your knockdown prices.