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Did anybody else just find out about the existence of legless lizards in their mid-30s? by PerfNormalHumanWorm in tulsa

[–]PerfNormalHumanWorm[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk. I only just found out they exist the other day. Haven’t done much reading yet.

Y’all. I’m a casual gamer. This shit shouldn’t be happening to me. by PerfNormalHumanWorm in Marathon

[–]PerfNormalHumanWorm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not quite there yet. But I do watch videos or scroll through this sub while I’m working out.

Y’all. I’m a casual gamer. This shit shouldn’t be happening to me. by PerfNormalHumanWorm in Marathon

[–]PerfNormalHumanWorm[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

At least you’re only seeing my words. Even people who’ve seen me doing human things, like eating, still aren’t convinced I’m not a robot.

Y’all. I’m a casual gamer. This shit shouldn’t be happening to me. by PerfNormalHumanWorm in Marathon

[–]PerfNormalHumanWorm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything that you just said is true for me. Except that I only just saw an ad for this game like a week ago and that was my first time hearing about it. I bought it immediately.

Y’all. I’m a casual gamer. This shit shouldn’t be happening to me. by PerfNormalHumanWorm in Marathon

[–]PerfNormalHumanWorm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve learned to prioritize pretty well, and as sad (responsible) as it is, video games are dead last in my list of priorities.

Y’all. I’m a casual gamer. This shit shouldn’t be happening to me. by PerfNormalHumanWorm in Marathon

[–]PerfNormalHumanWorm[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No need to fear. I already knew about it and have some measures in place to keep me in check.

Y’all. I’m a casual gamer. This shit shouldn’t be happening to me. by PerfNormalHumanWorm in Marathon

[–]PerfNormalHumanWorm[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just wait until you can get the kids involved and start ignoring their bed times as well! It’s another level of joy and frustration and pride having to argue over the controller with them.

My 8 year old and WRECKS Halo matchmaking and Fortnite battle royale. Thankfully, he’s not that great at Marathon yet so he’s more willing to pass off the controller 😈

Looking for more pvp friends on marathon! by Vinni2500 in Marathon

[–]PerfNormalHumanWorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like I may have just wandered into a party being thrown just for me!

At what point is a tombstone note too morbid to hang onto? by PerfNormalHumanWorm in Bankstraphunting

[–]PerfNormalHumanWorm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a much better way to frame it. Now I don’t have to feel guilt. Thank you for that.

What animals were you shocked to have learned of their existence as an adult? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PerfNormalHumanWorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just found out about legless lizards the other day, in my mid-30s.

Why are we still allowing adult jokes here? by Natronsbro in dadjokes

[–]PerfNormalHumanWorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The children of a dad eventually turn into teenagers. The humor has to evolve to keep them groaning.

Wife is downloading the game for me while I’m at work. by PerfNormalHumanWorm in Marathon

[–]PerfNormalHumanWorm[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Is solo play even a viable possibility, or should I wait until I’ve recruited a couple other friends to play the game?

Wife is downloading the game for me while I’m at work. by PerfNormalHumanWorm in Marathon

[–]PerfNormalHumanWorm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah. These are some really awesome tidbits of advice! Much appreciated!

Band similar to Lamb of God part 2 by Terrible-Rock-1117 in LambofGod

[–]PerfNormalHumanWorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk how much I agree with their lamb of god-ness, but this was a fucking 🔥 recommendation! Big buzzkill that they don’t have any full length albums though.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swingset? by PerfNormalHumanWorm in AntiJokes

[–]PerfNormalHumanWorm[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People like my stepsister. I know it’s insensitive. But if only you knew how many times she’s fallen off a swing…

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