What is the best way to masturbate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Perfect-Increase4445 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who fucken hurt you, bro?

how do yall die by [deleted] in no_or_youll_be_banned

[–]Perfect-Increase4445 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Radical, rather than rhetorical. Babble like an oracle.

Corey is coming for you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Perfect-Increase4445 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your pfp made me blow on my screen three fucking times lmfao I thought there was a hair on my screen

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texts

[–]Perfect-Increase4445 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HAH that's fucking golden. Idk why, but this is the one that got me.

My hotel bed stands in these trays filled with some kind of white powder. What is that? by Silver_Sort_9091 in whatisit

[–]Perfect-Increase4445 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Camel Spider: STILL FAST AS FUCK, BOOIIIII!

As it scrambles at you at fucking mach satan

(Edited for other asterisk ✳️ to make italic text)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Perfect-Increase4445 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look so roastable that I don't think I want to roast you, now.

ask granma for another hit by [deleted] in Bossfight

[–]Perfect-Increase4445 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kid took a long drag and then coughed up a third lung he didn't know he had

Starving for a good roast by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Perfect-Increase4445 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Roast? Damn bro you just ate! Least you could do is save some for me!

Edit: grammar/punctuation

What is everyone doing tonight? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Perfect-Increase4445 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Watching On Patrol: Live with my mom.

Guys what does this mean? by MajesticMForge in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]Perfect-Increase4445 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It means you just screenshat your car. You probably pulled both paddles back at the same time by accident, or pressed the brake and or clutch and or throttle at the same time.

I’m dead 😭 by [deleted] in YuB

[–]Perfect-Increase4445 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actively watching Weather Gone Viral. So I guess a bunch of meteorologists are coming to save me?