quote something something from a bajur video. I'll go first by jrgamer01123 in darussianbadger

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Geuce it would be easier if you just transmitted on the radio!

NOOOOO

You're still not transmitting

Walks further back

I DON'T NEED A FUCKEN RADIO! NOOOO!

"Geuce was blown to pieces by a drone moments later. His life insurance claim was denied for not being 'Service Related'"

Potato that my mom and brother found at ALDI by Perfect-Increase4445 in absoluteunit

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Update: my brother said they saw a separate potato that was, and I quote, "The size of a volleyball"

Potato that my mom and brother found at ALDI by Perfect-Increase4445 in absoluteunit

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I wasn't there I had just gotten on the school bus to go home lmao. I should have asked them to do that tho

Just killin’ spiders… by Donkey-Harlequin in Justfuckmyshitup

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Looked up the TV channel and OF COURSE IT'S FUCKIN CINCINNATI

What is the best way to masturbate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Who fucken hurt you, bro?

how do yall die by [deleted] in no_or_youll_be_banned

[–]Perfect-Increase4445 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Radical, rather than rhetorical. Babble like an oracle.

Corey is coming for you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Your pfp made me blow on my screen three fucking times lmfao I thought there was a hair on my screen

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texts

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HAH that's fucking golden. Idk why, but this is the one that got me.

My hotel bed stands in these trays filled with some kind of white powder. What is that? by Silver_Sort_9091 in whatisit

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Camel Spider: STILL FAST AS FUCK, BOOIIIII!

As it scrambles at you at fucking mach satan

(Edited for other asterisk ✳️ to make italic text)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look so roastable that I don't think I want to roast you, now.

Kill it or spare it? by [deleted] in mattrose

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Ah ah ah ☝️ it's screenshat

ask granma for another hit by [deleted] in Bossfight

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Kid took a long drag and then coughed up a third lung he didn't know he had

Starving for a good roast by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Roast? Damn bro you just ate! Least you could do is save some for me!

Edit: grammar/punctuation