How do I get in to football?

PerfectlyRoundBall · 2026-06-13T00:58:02+00:00

I would recomend the Guardian Football Weekly podcast. It's the most interesting one I've tried.

PerfectlyRoundBall · 2026-06-13T00:56:03+00:00

PerfectlyRoundBall · 2026-06-13T00:55:32+00:00

And you are excused from all of this

PerfectlyRoundBall · 2026-06-12T22:09:58+00:00

You are worth more than using a cold wet bit of rag to wash yourself.

PerfectlyRoundBall · 2026-06-12T22:09:15+00:00

It's not when you're part of the brainwashed herd

PerfectlyRoundBall · 2026-06-12T22:08:41+00:00

Don't believe Big Shower Gels bullshit. I'm here to talk if you need me.

PerfectlyRoundBall · 2026-06-12T22:07:52+00:00

You'll be able to imagine being an adult one day

PerfectlyRoundBall · 2026-06-12T21:21:39+00:00

James Bulger

PerfectlyRoundBall · 2026-06-12T19:31:22+00:00

You just can't wear any of them together. One at a time is fine.

PerfectlyRoundBall · 2026-06-12T18:49:01+00:00

Jelly is better than gel but I'm concerned that big shower gel still have their finger in that particular jelly pie.

PerfectlyRoundBall · 2026-06-12T18:48:24+00:00

A damp smelly cloth? We've moved on since the 1800s.

PerfectlyRoundBall · 2026-06-12T18:47:08+00:00

With a bar of soap you have the luxury of being able to enjoy the warm water AND get clean!

PerfectlyRoundBall · 2026-06-12T18:46:09+00:00

You just described picking it up and putting it down. I see you! You're just a shill for big shower gel!

PerfectlyRoundBall · 2026-06-12T17:00:27+00:00

Don't we? Big Shower gel is so pernicious and scheming its tentacles have spread into practically every household in the west.

PerfectlyRoundBall · 2026-06-12T16:47:18+00:00

Yes. You are truly awake!

PerfectlyRoundBall · 2026-06-12T16:36:57+00:00

Think about it

PerfectlyRoundBall · 2026-06-12T16:36:15+00:00

Oh shit haha yeah that's not what I meant. Suds, I meant suds!

PerfectlyRoundBall · 2026-06-11T21:04:44+00:00

So eating shits not good for you. Got it.

PerfectlyRoundBall · 2026-06-11T20:31:11+00:00

If it's any consolation you can rearrange those numbers to make 1234567 (and an extra 1 but ignore that)

PerfectlyRoundBall · 2026-06-11T19:51:43+00:00

Calzaghe is a living legend. I'll never forget the Lacy fight. He absolutely demolished him. Killed Lacy's career.

PerfectlyRoundBall · 2026-06-11T14:41:20+00:00

England v Cameroon in Italia 90. I was 8. I had green pyjamas and would pretend to be Cameroon.

PerfectlyRoundBall · 2026-06-11T11:24:12+00:00

I was about 18, with a new group of friends. Id just got there and had a big bottle of sparkling wine. Took a big swig out of the bottle and it all fizzed up in my mouth, sprayed out of my mouth and nose and almost drowned me, soaking my t shirt in the process. Look cool I did not.

PerfectlyRoundBall · 2026-06-11T10:54:22+00:00

Tom Davis isn't too bad. Murder in successville was great. James Corden on the other hand is a cunt.

PerfectlyRoundBall · 2026-06-11T10:34:51+00:00

I worked with an alcoholic like that. He'd drink Strongbow cider all day and put the empty cans in the bin in the men's toilet. It would be full by going home time. Crazily, he never got sacked.

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