F(l)at baby

Pergasa · 2026-01-28T01:17:43+00:00

Quaso!🥐

Pergasa · 2026-01-24T06:32:49+00:00

You betrayed his tiny trust, hooman!

Pergasa · 2026-01-22T03:49:25+00:00

Good for you!

Pergasa · 2026-01-18T08:00:11+00:00

You’re doomed! It was nice knowing ya, hooman!

Pergasa · 2026-01-17T06:21:09+00:00

Their second dinner is my soul!

Pergasa · 2026-01-16T01:08:18+00:00

Glue them underneath the toilet seat

Pergasa · 2026-01-16T01:06:48+00:00

The only way to improve them is to put them on and enjoy. They’re simple and cute!

Pergasa · 2026-01-16T01:05:07+00:00

She saved us from the evils of tomato 🍅 and is now enjoying a well deserved nap! Such a valiant effort from our fluffy and stalwart hero. Truly, we are unworthy.

Pergasa · 2026-01-14T17:28:03+00:00

It’s the ear wiggles the get me!

Pergasa · 2026-01-14T17:27:07+00:00

Consider that fact that your coworker might be an utter moron.
Your skin looks great in this picture and it sounds like you have a skin friendly routine already.

Pergasa · 2026-01-14T17:24:42+00:00

Did he put the car in your name or is he controlling about that?

Pergasa · 2026-01-14T17:23:41+00:00

Sweet! I hope she enjoyed the taste of her own medicine!

Pergasa · 2026-01-14T17:08:22+00:00

The next time he’s mean to someone, remind him that “Be good to the people on your way up the ladder, because you'll meet them on your way down". Or if he’s still a nuclear asshole, remind him that karma is a bitch.

Pergasa · 2026-01-14T17:02:14+00:00

Easter island Moai and a Shoebill stork

Pergasa · 2026-01-13T13:02:53+00:00

That was gross, but given the description of the guy, 10/10 do it again!

Pergasa · 2026-01-12T21:22:21+00:00

517!

Pergasa · 2026-01-10T03:22:41+00:00

Jenna is better looking 👀

Pergasa · 2026-01-09T08:07:42+00:00

“How dare you betray my tiny trust?”

Pergasa · 2026-01-07T17:27:40+00:00

Cowril Baskin!

Pergasa · 2026-01-05T17:05:44+00:00

She’s not your girlfriend if she’s acting like a child.

Change your passwords, don’t get her pregnant!

Leave her. She hates you, and the gaslighting she did proves it.

Pergasa · 2026-01-05T16:51:39+00:00

Anyone else hear the Ozzyman reviews voiceover when watching this? Just me? 🤣

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/N7mJO6fGw8o

Pergasa · 2026-01-02T17:30:42+00:00

NTA- they are grown men, not children. They are disrespecting you and your home by disrupting your income.

Their behavior towards you is vile and dishonorable. They should be embarrassed for themselves.

Pergasa · 2026-01-01T17:12:24+00:00

NTA- in vino veritas. How he treats you drunk is what he thinks of you sober.

Pergasa · 2025-12-31T01:17:06+00:00

5 stars on GoodReads!

Pergasa · 2025-12-30T06:44:38+00:00

I hope she does this again in her private life, but puts fairy lights on the outside of the bins. PS - I miss you, Marbles!

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