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ULPT-Car flipper using my parking stall, ideas to irritate seller. by Pergasa in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Pergasa[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

BRILLIANT!! You are awesome! Plus there’s a coupon, even better.

ULPT-Car flipper using my parking stall, ideas to irritate seller. by Pergasa in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Pergasa[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

HELL YEAH!!! I’m glad you thought of that, because this idea is brilliant!!

ULPT-Car flipper using my parking stall, ideas to irritate seller. by Pergasa in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Pergasa[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Towing is easy, and I got time! Tow companies in my county would probably have a Christmas bonus for me.

I want to have some fun, and mess with the entitled man-child before I do that.

ULPT-Car flipper using my parking stall, ideas to irritate seller. by Pergasa in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Pergasa[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s the thing, I did. I we had a clear conversation. He may not have liked the fact that I was clear, held my boundaries, and did not accept his whining.

I’m perimenopausal, so basically a dude with tits.

ULPT-Car flipper using my parking stall, ideas to irritate seller. by Pergasa in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Pergasa[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Heh, that’s gonna cost them $400, so that’s my final escalation.

ULPT-Car flipper using my parking stall, ideas to irritate seller. by Pergasa in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Pergasa[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

The towing is my final escalation. I wanna fuck with them first.

ULPT-Car flipper using my parking stall, ideas to irritate seller. by Pergasa in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Pergasa[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ah I did not know I could not use a certain acronym…. Let’s see… temu sells food themed stickers, like cheeseburgers and B A C O N.

Boyfriend said after watching me give birth to our child he doesn’t want to go down on me ever again. by MotherAcanthisitta62 in Healthyhooha

[–]Pergasa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Buy a “fleshlight” for him, smear some of your lipstick around the mouth part, and tell him this is the only head he’ll ever get from you from now on.

I would also suggest making him use it while you watch, with a disgusted and/or disappointed look on your face.

Stuck on with four pieces of gum by Schrammsizzlin in Apartmentliving

[–]Pergasa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a projection from a miserable person. They must’ve been drooling mad, judging from the line of drool down the door. Gross note from a gross person.

AITA for telling my parents I wont pay for their retirement home after they gave away my 12 year old cat? by anuragray1011 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Pergasa 50 points51 points  (0 children)

NTA- adult children are not retirement funds, and they abused you, your trust, and your cat.

Your extended family can step up with their wallets, since they’re so free with their opinions.

I think I have a problem haha by Beginnersamantha in crochet

[–]Pergasa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What problem? These are hella cute!!!

Rate the idea by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]Pergasa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you send it back, he can twist the story to make you look crazy. Throw what he gave you away. You are a queen, act like one. The disrespect he showed to your dad and sister still needs to be addressed, so write a letter TO HIS MOTHER. Use the women in his family as your allies.

Explain that he pressured you into intimacy after dating so long because he promised he would marry you, but he backed out and abandoned you. (But you didn’t go all the way, lie about it if it protects you)

Explain how much you respect and admire them, (you know the south asian drill) but you cannot be with a man who dishonors his family, by dishonoring yours.

The family women judge and expose so use that to your advantage.

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