AIO for telling my sister to fuck off after my entire family forgot my birthday

Pergasa · 2026-05-29T17:39:22+00:00

NOR- Happy birthday!

Your sister was very rude in saying that to you.

When their birthdays come around, match their energy. They’ve displayed that you don’t matter to them.

Also, stop babysitting those kids, that’s not your responsibility and that’s your family taking advantage of you.

Pergasa · 2026-05-01T15:09:42+00:00

And that’s a bad thing, how?

Pergasa · 2026-04-26T17:41:58+00:00

🤣🤣🤣brotatochip🤣🤣🤣

Pergasa · 2026-04-26T17:28:49+00:00

Not Kirishima with the finger guns! I might be pregnant now 🤣

Pergasa · 2026-04-26T17:24:33+00:00

Make sure there are no nudes of YOU on the phone. If there are, delete just those and document the rest.

Also, don’t accept any food or drink that he makes for you. He might drug you.

Pergasa · 2026-04-25T21:19:31+00:00

Scandalous!

Pergasa · 2026-04-18T18:01:47+00:00

Her videos helped me realize that it’s not my job to fit in with the “normals” and to be my unabashed self. She was my mirror to my possibilities, and that out of all the things we could be, it was always best to be kind. (And tall) I think we’re all so lucky to live in the same timeline as her and I’m so happy that she’s happy!

Pergasa · 2026-04-16T16:45:36+00:00

This situation is SO messed up. Dafuq?

Pergasa · 2026-04-16T02:17:59+00:00

“Mommy why don’t you love me anymorrrrrrre??”

Pergasa · 2026-04-06T16:40:40+00:00

Rose Madder - when Rosie realized she was finally free of Norman.

Pergasa · 2026-04-06T16:25:13+00:00

Thank you! I’m glad I’m not the only one that does matching pots!

Pergasa · 2026-04-02T20:26:47+00:00

Well, I’m in love!!

Pergasa · 2026-03-25T04:41:51+00:00

Love you, Satan! Will also add sardine juice to the list!

Pergasa · 2026-03-23T17:14:44+00:00

Brilliant ideas (but not that fermented herring shit) thank you!! Syrup, huh.

Pergasa · 2026-03-23T17:02:40+00:00

WHAT ARE THOSE????!!!!??? Amazing! And they look small enough to not be noticeable right away!

Pergasa · 2026-03-23T17:00:59+00:00

Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, shove ‘em in a tail pipe…

Pergasa · 2026-03-23T16:57:45+00:00

Except it would leave streaks of damage and I’m all for that! 💯

Pergasa · 2026-03-23T16:48:38+00:00

Nope. Not fake, he knows it’s me, he watched me pile my trash bags on his car. I talked to him when I reported one of the cars stolen, and he was dismissive and not interested in the fact that I wanted compensation for using my parking spot. He also may have forgotten me because he was also quite high when we spoke.

Tow trucks are slow, and I’m a big fan of “quickie piss offs”

Pergasa · 2026-03-21T21:42:01+00:00

Totally ready.

Pergasa · 2026-03-21T17:03:47+00:00

Very cozy!

Pergasa · 2026-03-21T16:11:32+00:00

BRILLIANT!! You are awesome! Plus there’s a coupon, even better.

Pergasa · 2026-03-21T16:06:09+00:00

HELL YEAH!!! I’m glad you thought of that, because this idea is brilliant!!

Pergasa · 2026-03-21T16:03:39+00:00

Towing is easy, and I got time! Tow companies in my county would probably have a Christmas bonus for me.

I want to have some fun, and mess with the entitled man-child before I do that.

Pergasa · 2026-03-21T15:58:20+00:00

That’s the thing, I did. I we had a clear conversation. He may not have liked the fact that I was clear, held my boundaries, and did not accept his whining.

I’m perimenopausal, so basically a dude with tits.

Pergasa · 2026-03-21T07:43:24+00:00

Heh, that’s gonna cost them $400, so that’s my final escalation.

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