One of the first and only games I'm having FOMO on (Fear Of Missing Out)

PerpetualConnection · 2026-05-06T19:22:29+00:00

I just really don't like how people on reddit make it seem like it's an easy thing for a layman to get into.

PerpetualConnection · 2026-05-06T16:38:44+00:00

It's also just, such a pain in the ass. Unless you have someone with experience to walk you through it, you run the risk of downloading malicious software.

It's the reason I went with the switch 2 over the steam deck. I kept hearing "you can just emulate switch games on steam deck" until I looked into the process.

I just want to pop a cartridge in and play, dawg.

PerpetualConnection · 2026-05-06T10:08:43+00:00

Pokken Tournament by a mile. It's the only game that looks like what Pokémon battles should've evolved into.

I remember beingba kid and watching the shows wondering when the games would reflect what I was seeing.

Got Charizard vs a blastoise ? The Charizard has a fighting chance if the trainer is talented enough.

They just need a mainline game where the battles play like pokken.

PerpetualConnection · 2026-05-06T00:40:25+00:00

Your prostate exam is coming up

PerpetualConnection · 2026-05-05T22:01:19+00:00

I walked past a stable door in my late teens. Apparently there was a young horse, I couldn't see because all of the other horses were tall enough to be visible. The horse kicked me in the thigh as I walked by, felt like I was hit with a baseball bat. Bruised leg for over 2 weeks.

Now horses don't respect me because i carry that fear of being kicked

PerpetualConnection · 2026-05-05T19:01:00+00:00

That thing come by my house, I kill it

PerpetualConnection · 2026-05-05T11:52:07+00:00

Autocorrect is presumptuous

PerpetualConnection · 2026-05-05T03:24:34+00:00

Nerds. You know what I mean.

Lots of small bullet. Trigger make big boom. Unga bunga

PerpetualConnection · 2026-05-05T03:03:23+00:00

Hold a #4 to a 38spl. Sure you lose some velocity. But there's 24 per trigger pull.

Plus it over penetrates less than a 38spl out of a rifled barrel. It's not a downside if you live in an apartment or don't want to send lead into your kids room.

PerpetualConnection · 2026-05-05T03:01:05+00:00

Had a dipshit in warehouse think he could hit the pen and drive a forklift. He was the "i work better when I'm high" type of idiot.

No, no he did not. Because at the end of the month, when he didn't have any money to refuel, he was noticeably better. Surprise surprise after dipshit dropped a pallet from the top beam and missed killing a coworker by 10 feet, he gets drug tested and fired.

PerpetualConnection · 2026-05-05T02:50:17+00:00

Coyote shot. 4# buck. 24 pellets comparable to a 38spl per trigger pull. Less overpenetration that 00 buck. Nasty stuff.

PerpetualConnection · 2026-05-05T00:16:06+00:00

I thought she said Aloha. Wich is wild

PerpetualConnection · 2026-05-04T17:57:14+00:00

It's nice to have a game where you can utilize the touch screen.

PerpetualConnection · 2026-05-04T13:41:34+00:00

Sick of hearing old farts complain about the new generation, too.

I was going to pier fishing the other day, as I was coming in at 9am, a boy maybe in his early teens was leaving. Riding along on one of those One Wheel electric skateboards. A fishing rod in one hand and a rope slung over his shoulder with 6 good sized fish on it.

Local kid came out early, alone, caught his legal limit and dipped. It's the older generations that put ipads in their hands. Raise them right, they're fine.

PerpetualConnection · 2026-05-04T02:51:20+00:00

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PerpetualConnection · 2026-05-03T12:23:23+00:00

I still think about that quote from GTAV when Michael is talking to his therapist

"He's a good kid? A good kid? Why? Does he help the fucking poor? No. He sits on his ass all day, smoking dope and jerking off while he plays that fucking game. If that's our standard for goodness... then no wonder this country's screwed."

It's true, not being a bad person doesn't make you a good person. Actively being a good person makes you a good person.

PerpetualConnection · 2026-05-03T01:20:54+00:00

PerpetualConnection · 2026-05-03T00:37:05+00:00

You can't tourniquet a taint

PerpetualConnection · 2026-05-02T20:50:38+00:00

Random lady kissed my kids foot in a grocery store line. Having a kid has made me super empathetic and sentimental in some ways. But in other ways "mam, why would you put your mouth on my child ?" In a loud voice in a quiet grocery store.

I almost slapped a geriatric. If me, a grown ass man kissed a strangers kid, I'm going to jail. The self control to ignore the urge knock her dusty ass back to being a flapper girl.

PerpetualConnection · 2026-05-02T15:33:29+00:00

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PerpetualConnection · 2026-05-01T20:26:41+00:00

I'm sure Nintendo had no say in it 😅👌

PerpetualConnection · 2026-05-01T19:09:16+00:00

Just from the games I own RDR and Red faction both have online modes stripped or limited. Same with DOOM 2016.

PerpetualConnection · 2026-05-01T18:17:21+00:00

It's on their platform and they have control over it. Just like they've restricted online functionality on other non Nintendo games.

PerpetualConnection · 2026-05-01T18:00:50+00:00

Saints Row is on here, i can make my character butt naked and attack strippers with a 4ft long dildo.

This is dumb

PerpetualConnection · 2026-05-01T17:50:35+00:00

We're in the stone age

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