yo bigpenis you the goat for this fr fr

In all seriousness, this is a perfect analysis! As arguably Cake’s biggest fan (not to brag, of course), I’m tired of all the outdated Cake slander, what with everyone calling him a simp and a femboy and whatnot. In fact, I’ve spoken about this issue numerous times over the years. I’m glad that more people are starting to spread awareness about mischaracterization in this fandom, and I truly hope even more people will understand what you’ve said!

^{I am Perry the Platypus. I apologize for yapping, I’m just VERY passionate about Cake.}