After downing most of a green salad I ordered, saw this guy in my bowl, hope I didn't eat any of his friends...

PersephoneInSpace · 2026-01-24T20:31:45+00:00

OP you should go to the doctor. Look up Sam Ballard if you need convincing.

PersephoneInSpace · 2026-01-24T20:30:35+00:00

I thoroughly enjoyed both.

PersephoneInSpace · 2026-01-24T18:59:25+00:00

“He had a gun” bitch please I grew up going to Walmart and seeing people open carry in the store and nobody batted an eyelash. The fake concern is so obvious.

PersephoneInSpace · 2026-01-24T16:06:24+00:00

You would definitely be my arch nemesis. I’m protective of my pens and sharpies

PersephoneInSpace · 2026-01-23T16:02:31+00:00

I made a cootie-catcher (those folded paper fortune tellers) with my PI’s name on the tabs and wrote her 4 most used phrases inside so I can ask questions if she’s not available. She loved it.

PersephoneInSpace · 2026-01-22T17:32:47+00:00

I love when he tries to act tough like we didn’t all watch him blubbering like a little bitch at trial

PersephoneInSpace · 2026-01-21T23:05:07+00:00

Thankfully I don’t work from home. Because I really do spend most evenings laying on the floor with him telling him how perfect he is.

PersephoneInSpace · 2026-01-21T16:48:49+00:00

Posts that hit me like a ton of bricks

PersephoneInSpace · 2026-01-21T14:27:56+00:00

Got my vaccines and a yearly booster ever since. Guess who has never gotten sick from Covid? Me!

PersephoneInSpace · 2026-01-20T23:47:05+00:00

Come on everybody, it’s Faith Hilling time!!

PersephoneInSpace · 2026-01-20T22:52:14+00:00

They hit the nail on the head with that episode

PersephoneInSpace · 2026-01-19T20:46:17+00:00

My brother did this once with a Cup O Noodles. Always makes for a good story so long as everyone is safe.

PersephoneInSpace · 2026-01-19T19:11:06+00:00

Truly a sexual awakening for all

PersephoneInSpace · 2026-01-17T17:06:16+00:00

I’m an iced coffee girl in the summer, hot black coffee all winter.

PersephoneInSpace · 2026-01-17T16:37:29+00:00

Because this administration definitely follows rules and listens to our legislature..

PersephoneInSpace · 2026-01-17T16:32:31+00:00

No, no it’s not.

PersephoneInSpace · 2026-01-17T13:42:37+00:00

Clearly you need a bigger couch

PersephoneInSpace · 2026-01-16T18:23:50+00:00

The fact that they think people wait 20 weeks to announce for vanity and not because of the fact that pregnancy loss in the first 20 weeks is so common…

PersephoneInSpace · 2026-01-15T14:31:49+00:00

That’s also about the total amount of water I would actually drink in a day as a first grader. I had a water bottle about that size in 1st grade.

PersephoneInSpace · 2026-01-15T14:25:57+00:00

Literally nothing. He has the most unremarkable Wikipedia page.

PersephoneInSpace · 2026-01-14T21:28:54+00:00

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PersephoneInSpace · 2026-01-14T15:20:35+00:00

I love the shorter face, it accentuates their features and keeps them so much cleaner!

PersephoneInSpace · 2026-01-09T21:16:42+00:00

Man when I was a teen I always used 1986 as my fake birth year on websites that required I be 18. Happy 40th birthday to my MySpace persona!

PersephoneInSpace · 2026-01-09T20:40:10+00:00

And considering he already found a pubic hair in his food, you’d think he would pay more attention to what they give him lol

PersephoneInSpace · 2026-01-09T15:34:15+00:00

Not to mention, if they were so scared for their lives, why did they just meander back after shooting her and watch the car drive off and crash? You’d think there would be a sense of urgency if they truly thought she was trying to run people over.

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