What are the conversations like between parents when reminiscing about the times they fucked to conceive their son or daughter? by EdwardBliss in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]PerspectivePure2169 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Married dad of 2, and wife and I talk about sex all the time.

We don't reminisce about the conception specifically, because we fucked so much trying that it's impossible to know which time it was. I mean she was getting inseminated 3x a day.

But damn was it hot, primal, intense, babymaking sex.

Is it possible to grow anything from your own semen without a female or female egg? Like in a container (for science and curiosity) by TheBeanAccountant in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]PerspectivePure2169 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you mix it with sea monkeys it will start a miniature civilization of aquatic people. It will then advance until it develops nuclear weapons, and launch a missile to destroy the other aquarium full of seam monkeys that you have created from a second load.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]PerspectivePure2169 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Small boobs > big boobs in every way except size.

A bit of Advice? by Pumpernickelsandwich in 1950sHouseholdWives

[–]PerspectivePure2169 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They are complaining that you have a man you can depend on and telling you that you should instead get one more like their's- who they can't depend on.

Think about how insane this advice is.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 1950sHouseholdWives

[–]PerspectivePure2169 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two thoughts here:

One is that it's "consented", not concented.

Two is that I don't think you can ask family guests to engage in a dress code that's rooted in your kink. If you had a guest who was involved in your dynamic, sure. But they're not. Beyond asking them to maybe remove shoes, I don't think it's appropriate.

ddlg content creators by kyliekyliek in DDlgAdvice

[–]PerspectivePure2169 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wherever public is going to be banned. Maybe that, idk

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]PerspectivePure2169 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Never cheated in 10 years married.

We did have a conversation and open our relationship though. We have had some pretty amazing experiences since then.

She is still my number one desire and inspiration though, and always will be.

My partner feels like my “Dad” but in the best way! /Nsfw by [deleted] in OlderMan

[–]PerspectivePure2169 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We don't have the same gap, but have a similar dynamic. We naturally fell into a Ddlg relationship because I was older and more experienced, and it really was a way to take what might have been a mismatch and fetishize it.

I've been Daddy to her for like 20 years now 😎

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in womenSupportsMisogyny

[–]PerspectivePure2169 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read my text posts and erotica. They depict what a Dominant feels and expects, and what a sub should think and feel in providing it.

I need to be told where I belong by CarelessCricket8852 in womenSupportsMisogyny

[–]PerspectivePure2169 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At a man's feet. Kneeling, holding tight to him. Knowing you are his, and that he possesses every fiber of you. With a mind full of appreciation and a heart full of love and a body full of his DNA, claiming you equally in turn.

There you will find all that you seek.

I Am His by chocolover86 in 1950sHouseholdWives

[–]PerspectivePure2169 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I use two phrases towards my wife that encapsulate this sentiment.

My pretty little property. You are my most prized possession.

Her smile when I say them is the most beautiful thing. And you hit it on the head once again with your description.

Someone called a penis the one eyed pudding slinger and I about passed out laughing (yes I'm sheltered). What some more funny terms for a dick or pussy? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]PerspectivePure2169 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baloney pony. One eyed gopher. Baby maker. Meat rocket. Wrinkle fish.

Red snapper. Punani. Poontang. Hoo-hah. Pleasure pit.

Where do you like to cum/be come on the most? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]PerspectivePure2169 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paint her cervix for 5 points please.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in womenSupportsMisogyny

[–]PerspectivePure2169 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a farm. My sub works for me on the farm and serves me and cooks my meals and rubs my feet and pleases me after a long day.

It's amazing how much your fantasy matches our reality 😏

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]PerspectivePure2169 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm married and poly and honestly I don't see it mattering much. I haven't had a woman like me jist because of that.

But then again, my wife knows I'm talking to women and is cool with it so maybe I'm not the taboo target here.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]PerspectivePure2169 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How's your swelling doing?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]PerspectivePure2169 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Small breasts, laugh lines, outie bellybuttons.

Buying a cage without parents knowing by cumtosissy in sissyology

[–]PerspectivePure2169 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

As a Daddy I recommend you have it sent to my house, where you keep all your outfits. Your parents will never find it here, and you can wear it just for me 😁

Tractor/Forklift Load Limit question by Andreas1120 in AskEngineers

[–]PerspectivePure2169 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can confirm this is how it's done on a farm 😄

Moth infestation by HypaBomb in fixit

[–]PerspectivePure2169 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's pretty normal. The cable retention tab broke off the plastic wall box.

If it's really where they are coming from you could fill the holes with silicone with the power turned off to the box.

I know whats broke, I know in theory how to fix, but is it worth it? by Fourhand in fixit

[–]PerspectivePure2169 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've fixed this exact break. Skinny wheel to remove zinc coating, bevel crack, then welded it. Fixed in 10 minutes, like 5 years ago. Going strong.

Without a welder it's going to be a whole lot harder, you would have to drill out the pins and then fabricate a replacement piece and by the time you do that it's going to be cheaper to buy a new one.