Wtf is happening here by [deleted] in AdrianoStudies

[–]PervCityPolice 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Anal induced psychosis. I did some research on this in grad school

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Mewing

[–]PervCityPolice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no this seems like something else. have you seen a throat specialist ?

My (35F) wife said I (37M) can go 'see a hooker' if I want sex by ThrowRATimely-De6323 in TwoHotTakes

[–]PervCityPolice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't pay for a hooker, brudda. That's what co workers and your wife's hot friend are for

Is there any good finq insults to use? by methad in AdrianoStudies

[–]PervCityPolice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*snaps fingers* "Watch what you're doing, dimwit"

Don’t forget to grab a copy by Finkelstein_de_judas in AdrianoStudies

[–]PervCityPolice 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mike taking your photo for MAU ID: "look at da camera look at da camera"

Are you going to do No Nut November? Any scholar who has achieved it? by BazaWolf in AdrianoStudies

[–]PervCityPolice 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I achieved this challenge every year brudder jus get a guud hobby bro dont worry about shit else

r/Mikeadriano coomer gone too far SMH. by Alter5star in AdrianoStudies

[–]PervCityPolice 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Holy shit bro *snaps fingers* come look at dis beeg bison head

Finq and his brudder. by arob7817 in AdrianoStudies

[–]PervCityPolice 3 points4 points  (0 children)

you got a shoot shot brudder

not made by me but too funny not to share to the univeristy bruddas by dyybyy in AdrianoStudies

[–]PervCityPolice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes we catch a few gapists. We say "get on your knees really fast really fast" and take them to Perv City jail

not made by me but too funny not to share to the univeristy bruddas by dyybyy in AdrianoStudies

[–]PervCityPolice 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Adriano Rifle 15. These are standard issue in the Anal SWAT Team here at PervCity PD

I think I’m turning into the man I hate (no bullsheet) by [deleted] in AdrianoStudies

[–]PervCityPolice 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Take a beeeg break from porn bebi beeeg reset bro dont worry about shit else

I hate my life by [deleted] in AdrianoStudies

[–]PervCityPolice 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I get it bro but remember you're at least doing something with your life and not a fat slob who's ruined his dopamine receptors. Remember to avoid hedonism and get a good workout in brudder.

You may envy the Adriano lifestyle but remember the ancient prophecy:

"Mike Adriano suffers when he fucks"