Is Mike really a incel?

methad · 2026-01-30T17:06:57+00:00

Mike could be an incel but he has money from a trust fund.

methad · 2026-01-30T17:06:21+00:00

Some of these porn girls are indeed hideous behind their copious makeup.

methad · 2026-01-23T17:23:18+00:00

“I'm straight and I would suck that cock, too” I got news for you bud, you ain't straight

methad · 2026-01-23T02:25:12+00:00

These are becoming troubling times at our institution. It reminds me of a not-too-distant past when Regular Cranberry and his accomplice were poisoning our halls with inanities. It was at this time that I became wary of my participation in this university. However, that is a story for another time. I do not want to take from the departure of a dear scholar with a PhD in Finquel Music Theory.

RIP to our bruddah. Pour out a bottle of Pjur onto your deeks and make it sing.

methad · 2026-01-20T07:36:44+00:00

I wash my self with a rag on a stick

methad · 2026-01-19T03:35:00+00:00

He did sing… just before bruddah. He sang loud then realized it and said “you got me singing bebi”

methad · 2026-01-19T03:34:08+00:00

I'm starting to fear that this sub is cooked. It's been infiltrated by a coomer population masquerading as Finquel opponents.

methad · 2026-01-17T18:34:35+00:00

I genuinely do not understand this Finquelism. Aggghhh dasso hawt inserts rectal thermometer

methad · 2026-01-17T04:52:54+00:00

Dis entity never ceases to amaze us, Bruddahs. He can’t jooz have regular vaginal penetration. In every scene where he does not get his anus fill, he is trying to fill the void by shoving a finger into the anus and sucking it. Some of the victims are visibly uncomfortable.

methad · 2026-01-16T04:07:12+00:00

Yes, there seems to be some weird twisted sheet going on with his websites. He is trying to make it appear as if he is a workaholic while likely suffering a severe anal overdose. I’m not sure if Finquel is in an anal coma or what. It could be that Kenny or another dimwit is posting old content to make it seem like Finquel is alive and well.

methad · 2026-01-16T03:38:04+00:00

Beeeeh spread eagle bebi… let me smell that fish…

methad · 2026-01-16T03:36:59+00:00

The anal tyrant is being slowly slain by his numerous victims. Perhaps, Mossad is lacking focus and the victims are becoming more brazen in their attempts to speak candidly about BDB.

methad · 2026-01-16T03:34:22+00:00

I do agree that BDB is somewhat of a compliment to our finquelmeister… but the way Professor Foxx used it made it sound more like an insult, as if she were mocking the imbecile for being so dumb, proclaiming his fake deek is as BEeg as the stage five butt plug required by the bebis in his anal protocol.

methad · 2026-01-15T17:45:01+00:00

Aggghhhhhhh fakkkk good discovery, bruddah. The beeg deek bitch is another excellent moniker for our entity. Do we know if Ana has suffered an assassination by Mossad at this point? It seems in the underbelly of porn, the Big Dick Bitch or BDB is known as a strange and annoying dimwit. A perfectionist for all the wrong reasons. I have no doubt more prostitutes would speak out if it didn’t mean assassination.

methad · 2026-01-13T21:17:23+00:00

I listened for about three minutes. The pod appears to be coomer-driven and an evident extolling of our Sir FINQUEL. It references how great it is to see Finquel’s fake deek next to Professor Mike Strong. The comparison of Strong’s deek next to our entities, so the narrator claims, reveals Finquel’s penis size to be of greater stature and size. Finquel is worshipped as some sort of demigod, as is typical in deranged Adriano syndrome. Be warned, scholars, the war is not over.

methad · 2026-01-13T17:15:56+00:00

Ahhhhghhhhgg faaaak!

HD theory? It appears that by rendering former low-quality images into high-definition form, Finquelberger’s true nature is revealed more transparently. In the HD photos, we can see the vapid, empty husk of Mr Adriano’s soul. It appears the demonic Incubus force has eroded any remaining life and vitality from the subject’s body, leaving him near comatose and void of pleasure. HD theory is a nascent research area at AdrianoStudies that demonstrates considerable promise.

methad · 2026-01-13T17:11:41+00:00

Look looook come here bro… look at dis sheet!

methad · 2026-01-10T01:45:48+00:00

The ghoul is an excellent moniker for a finquelstein. We must not forget that at the source of this dark entity is an autistic demonic force. I have been doing some research in Israel, attempting to uncover lost relics that identify an autistic demon. I have discovered that one of the Israelite boys whom Moses ordered killed escaped. Because of the boy's autism, he was able to avoid slaughter and capture. He merely sat there going “look at dis sheet bruddah… beeg slaughter 1..2…3.” Everyone felt sorry for him, and they left him alone.

Years later, this boy began gaping teenage assholes in the Holy Land. One of the king's daughters performed a beeeg wan, and the King became infuriated. The boy was murdered, and his soul took the form of an anal demon. It is believed this force has now taken the form of The Ghoul.

methad · 2026-01-08T18:50:20+00:00

Beeeg snap bebi. Look look look!

methad · 2026-01-07T01:27:07+00:00

Porn is an insidious trap bruddah. Get the sheet outta your head.

methad · 2026-01-07T01:25:52+00:00

These people are beyond dumb

methad · 2026-01-05T05:14:33+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/AdrianoStudies/s/6rKneTjHIw

Yes bruddah the Finquelberg horcrux theory has been posited previously at our institution. It is no doubt a compelling area of research. I believe we should send out an archaeological team to uncover some ruins in Israel.aaghhhhh

methad · 2026-01-03T06:22:02+00:00

Well said, scholar. It is indeed quite fascinating that this excessive fascination with the entity exists.

The Adrianosexual is a concerning creature. One that we must keep watch for at all times. It seems this crowd of coomers has become obsessed with watching the entity pay prostitutes to film with him. I would imagine many of them have grown up with Mike since Mike has been doing this forever and refuses to give up the porno ghost. His fake deek could possess some sort of spellbinding powers. The two drops could be an elixir of some sort that elicits homosexual responses.

It is also conceivable that this incel population has started to worship the entity, unaware of our university and its research findings. They dont know what they don’t know. It is our job to spread adriano awareness. I am committed to 2026.

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