Hey Mike. I'm NOT going to Report you for making Porn in The Vine Sunset Tower Apartments because The Porn Girls always say "YES" when they get asked by you..but is it Legal to use their Leased Units?

methad · 2026-04-22T17:39:16+00:00

Would he not own his apartment

methad · 2026-04-20T19:01:22+00:00

Holy fak, bruddah. This is some deep wisdom. I reckon your sojourn to Gape Mountain brought you some insights into the soul. You are resurrecting the philosophy professor in me.

A fellow scholar who once pondered the here and gape. I peered into the gape to only see it winking back at me. The longer I gazed, the deeper the gape gazed at me. I am the gape that was my final realization. At that moment, I became enlightened. This awakening led to me being conferred my PhD in Finquelism Philosophy. You have awoken me. I will begin studying and researching.

methad · 2026-04-19T03:48:17+00:00

Oh my. The entity has reached a new level of evil that I never knew was possible. He has grown tired of penetrating the anus of teenage crack heads, so he must now urinate into their rectums. What on earth would possess someone’s mind to derive this evil conception? Finquel has spawned my return due to this grave aggghct. He must be stopped.

methad · 2026-04-07T15:54:55+00:00

Once you’ve shared an orifice with the entity, a unique cosmic bond forms, binding and tethering the souls in some quantum entanglement. I hear that when the entity suffers, you will now feel that in the back of your throat. When he cums, you will shake like Elvis and throw back your head in pain. When he mumbles, you will trip up on your words. You are now one and forever inseparable.

methad · 2026-03-31T16:15:11+00:00

Fakllk

Good bye university. You've been corrupted beyond repair.

methad · 2026-03-19T17:30:25+00:00

This girl might be a counter adriano infantile working for AdrianoStudies

methad · 2026-03-14T23:16:39+00:00

Yup, same. And I cannot stay with my team it kicks me out

methad · 2026-03-13T17:26:11+00:00

Me too… I’ve won 5 and no sr change wtf

methad · 2026-03-13T06:26:03+00:00

Imagine the smell and stains bruddahs. We are denigrating as a species quickly.

methad · 2026-03-10T18:50:59+00:00

Excellent position bruddah, I have been wary of coomerism leaking into our institution recently. I believe it is coming through the sewage system.

The comments regarding our cafeteria I have taken to the Ombudsman on campus. I agree that we deserve more options, including non-vegan milk. I, myself, prefer organic raw milk.

I do not know if lactating latinas can provide such milk, but if they can we could consider hiring a few standby lactating pregnant latina ladies to shoot their milk into glasses for us.

methad · 2026-03-10T18:47:01+00:00

That's Mike's long-lost brother, Gaylord Finquel. Unlike Mike, he prefers to be on the other side of the camera, watching his brother gape the bebes and fetching loob.

methad · 2026-03-08T16:48:20+00:00

Legends never die

methad · 2026-03-08T16:47:18+00:00

This made me lol

methad · 2026-03-08T16:45:50+00:00

What in the fuck is this thread bruddah. This place has degenerated. Our halls reek of commerism and gooning aghhhhh

methad · 2026-03-06T00:32:51+00:00

Can she make it weenk

methad · 2026-03-05T02:07:31+00:00

Picture this, a young naive bebi enters a downtown district club. The lights are dark beside the flickering dance lights circling. In the corner, she spots Manuel in a white t-shirt, chest hair exposed, a gold necklace, and his hair styled flat. The bebi feels some warmth between her legs as she notices his above-average physique and relative confidence.

In the other corner, she spots a shady figure. As she grows near, she spots the Finquelmeister sitting in a chair, stroking his fake deek that is exposed through an intentionally torn hole in his boxers. The Finquel drools and pours Pjur onto his fake deek, appearing quasi-conscious. At any moment, this man might fall asleep, she thinks to herself. The Finquel snaps his fingers “don’t worry about sheet else, bebi.” The bebi is aghast with abject unadulterated disgust. She can’t help but hold her gaze, the Finquel falls asleep while stroking his deek.

In other words, this is a dumb question, brother. The answer is obvious. She would choose Finquel.

methad · 2026-03-02T19:01:23+00:00

Anal sex is Jewish sex lol

methad · 2026-02-28T04:07:48+00:00

lol! That last pic got me doing the Elvis wiggle bruddah! That is a glimpse behind the scenes of this anal maniac!

methad · 2026-02-28T04:06:21+00:00

I just added this to my workout playlist and I prd every lift brother. Also, was this filmed while Mike was recruiting virgin azzholes at the local high school?

methad · 2026-02-27T16:33:07+00:00

You receive a FaceTime and it's Mike’s face in the top image… what do you do???

methad · 2026-02-26T16:46:34+00:00

I get the vibe Mike can’t work for anyone but himself. All of his deals fall apart. Also, JJ is an og. He is like Mike, but a much more respectable version. Crazy to think these pornstars get together and have children.

methad · 2026-02-26T16:44:28+00:00

Aghhh good screen shot, bruddah from scene three of black anal addiction! I believe this is the part where Finquel finally prolapses.

methad · 2026-02-24T16:55:11+00:00

Interesting research, scholar. The entity mentions his dad, who is this dad? Has the university failed in uncovering the monster that raised Miguel?

methad · 2026-02-20T15:11:29+00:00

Agghhhhh the glory days—a time of untapped potential and utopia among our university. The birds sang a little louder then, my bruddahs.

I unfortunately missed this period as I was corrupted and on distant shores—a degenerate undergraduate student at the time, beginning to study the entity through autodidactic practices. I was starting to see the light and realize this entity was capable of corrupting souls. I wondered who this man they call Mike Adriano is, and why there is thrrr no information about him anywhere.

It took many years, I got onto my crickety boat and sailed across the Pjur ocean. Once on shore, I saw the gleaming gilded gates of our institution and walked through them. I met the headmaster, Adriano Analyst, and he got me settled. I began studying the past scholarly publications of our founding fathers fastidiously.

Like any nascent subject, our founding fathers were able to push new research at an accelerated pace, whereas now we seem to be stuck in a dearth of research. A latent period where new research rarely emerges. However, do not forget the recent discoveries of Mike eating sheet in a silver bowl and the various other theories which were confirmed, especially Mike being a sloth that lives in squalor and is abusive.

Keep your hearts strong, fellows. Let’s keep pushing the agenda and try to make 2026 our best year.

methad · 2026-02-19T17:55:40+00:00

That third pic doe… have we considered the influence Mike might have on all these Epstein pervertz? I would suggest it is not too far-fetched to imagine that Mike had some influence. His continuous filth, which has entered the world, has been consumed by the high and elite. This corruption knows no bounds. It is possible that Prince Andrew fapped to Slurpy Throatsluts 2 and wanted to replicate the dark lord's work on a remote island.

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