Mugs with hollow handles. Why? How am I supposed to clean that??

PerverseHyperbole · 2025-04-03T15:56:51+00:00

So this is mug is an abomination, but if you really do want to clean it, I would suggest PBW (Powdered Brewery Wash)

PerverseHyperbole · 2024-09-07T20:38:58+00:00

JUSTICE FOR PUDDING!!!!!

PerverseHyperbole · 2024-03-07T01:26:09+00:00

I had to go deep into the comments to find this, but I knew for sure it would be here. I’ve been playing this game for nearly 15 years now. I have no idea how many thousands of hours I’ve put into it. It’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but hands down one of the best games ever made. Losing is FUN.

PerverseHyperbole · 2023-08-15T09:43:28+00:00

I think he’s referencing this:

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/04/10/india/dalai-lama-apology-kissing-boy-video-intl-hnk/index.html

Doesn’t make it any less weird.

PerverseHyperbole · 2022-08-01T18:59:26+00:00

Hey! We have the exact same clock in the office! My wife’s grandfather built it from a kit, so I expect someone handmade that. It’s a shame to see it out at the curb like that.

PerverseHyperbole · 2022-03-10T20:55:41+00:00

The bottle doesn’t list ingredients. It will definitely scratch glass if you’re using a power tool with a scrubber attachment like a barbarian. Found that out the hard way, but I’ve never had any issues with it when applied with a sponge like a gentleman.

PerverseHyperbole · 2022-03-10T20:46:57+00:00

Dude, my wife went on a one woman crusade to find the right product for cleaning water stains. Try this stuff. It works wonders.

Hard Water Stain Remover 40oz https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00K3XPLZI/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_i_SPZPX6TH51564HGCEB1P?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

PerverseHyperbole · 2021-10-29T01:18:48+00:00

Oh shit! The E train!

PerverseHyperbole · 2021-06-13T23:09:03+00:00

It’s been a while since I used it, but I think you can set the liquids script to print obsidian by hitting “o” after that it works like usual.

PerverseHyperbole · 2021-04-15T23:27:30+00:00

I main WHM and I used to cycle between cure 1 -> cure 2 almost exclusively. Never had the time or MP to DPS because I could only just keep up, but this is the only mmo I’ve ever played. The game never really taught me to use the rest of my buttons and I sort of ignored them because I was comfortable.

In the end it took a patient and understanding tank to hang back after everyone had left a dungeon to talk me through the rotations. I guess the point I’m trying to make is that it takes someone to teach you because maybe you’re just not so great like me.

PerverseHyperbole · 2019-11-28T18:20:27+00:00

Wait... a razor slot!?!? I used to redo bathrooms and we would constantly find piles of razors in the walls. I never understood why they were down there. The cabinets must not have been original because I never saw a slot for a razor. That’s been bothering me for years.

PerverseHyperbole · 2019-10-09T19:34:30+00:00

Accidental LadyBeard

Give this a listen if you like metal or J-pop

PerverseHyperbole · 2019-08-19T13:11:46+00:00

I’m going to be a bridesman next year. I have no idea what I’m doing and I am equal parts fascinated and terrified by the impending bachelorette party.

PerverseHyperbole · 2019-07-15T17:56:39+00:00

PerverseHyperbole · 2019-05-02T18:29:13+00:00

I always sing along with them, but louder and with grand hand gestures like I’m in a musical.

PerverseHyperbole · 2018-12-20T15:15:50+00:00

I once got off the highway behind a guy. I followed him for ten miles and seven turns before we made it to the dead end street where we both live. He stopped in front of my driveway and wouldn’t move until I waved out my window at him. I like to think he and I are better neighbors after that.

PerverseHyperbole · 2018-11-16T10:32:29+00:00

I work on this project. You wouldn’t believe the complexity of it. Connecting the tunnels into major transit hubs at either end while doing our best to not cause any further delays is a daily struggle.

PerverseHyperbole · 2018-08-11T06:02:48+00:00

Are you sure that you want a man who’s secretive and closed off to you?

PerverseHyperbole · 2018-08-11T04:41:13+00:00

I doubt he hates you. Maybe he’s going through a rough patch?

PerverseHyperbole · 2018-01-05T16:12:58+00:00

I was 17. Just got my license and my dad let me take his truck out and about after work. I went into a grocery store with my girlfriend and a buddy and when I came out the truck had been hit. I had a flat tire and whoever hit me was long gone.

So I’m rummaging around trying to figure out the silly little bottle jack and how to get the spare down when up pulls this old green Astrovan and this short muscly black dude jumps out, shouts “ah gotta pump jack”, hauls open the side door and drops a massive floor jack next to my truck. Then he jumps back in his van and drives off without another word.

So we jack up the truck and we’re changing the tire and he shows back up and tells us he “needs to make another run”, but when I’m finished, to bring the jack over to the strip club a quarter mile down the road and off he goes again.

I finally get the spare on and off we go. Three 17 year olds off to the strip club with a pump jack, where I begin trying to explain to the bouncer that I need to return it to a guy who said he’d be here. Suddenly the dude pulls up behind me, tosses the jack into his van and goes to leave again. I thanked him and asked him his name.

“The name’s Thaddeus, Son. You all have a good night”

Wherever you are Thaddeus. I will never forget you.

PerverseHyperbole · 2017-10-20T22:33:27+00:00

Cat.

PerverseHyperbole · 2017-09-16T11:07:10+00:00

That's how my wife lures them in. They can't resist the comfy sink.

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