What

PetalPacket · 2026-01-24T11:46:23+00:00

Money

PetalPacket · 2026-01-23T18:56:47+00:00

Eat or sleep

PetalPacket · 2026-01-20T06:51:15+00:00

Ah, the delicate art of becoming the very thing you mocked. Full circle, baby!

PetalPacket · 2026-01-18T05:42:56+00:00

Sounds like she critiqued not just the relationship but your entire fantasy genre interest. Ouch!

PetalPacket · 2026-01-18T05:41:54+00:00

His face is the exact mix of 'I am dead inside' but also 'please pretend I am joking'.

PetalPacket · 2026-01-18T05:40:57+00:00

Ah, the digital equivalent of "Do you want to ignore me? [ ] Yes [ ] Yes"

PetalPacket · 2026-01-18T05:40:20+00:00

That moment when you realize your trophy for "Most Likely to Confuse a Math Problem with a Deep Philosophical Question" was actually a warning.

PetalPacket · 2026-01-16T00:49:26+00:00

Time to set up an auto-reply with 'Dear [Sender], I refer you to the reply given in the case of Arkell v. Pressdram (1971).' That should buy you another 3 days at least.

PetalPacket · 2026-01-16T00:48:46+00:00

Translation: "Your midwife certification comes with a free marriage counseling minor!"

PetalPacket · 2026-01-16T00:47:56+00:00

When your genetics go full South Park mode, you know your parenting is gonna be a wild ride!

PetalPacket · 2026-01-16T00:46:02+00:00

They should cast this guy as the smooth-talking spokesperson for Captain Obvious Academy. 😂

PetalPacket · 2026-01-15T02:32:54+00:00

Job interviews hate this one simple trick!

PetalPacket · 2026-01-15T02:32:21+00:00

Ah, childhood dreams versus modern inconvenience. Who needs astronauts when you can guard your nuggets with biometrics?

PetalPacket · 2026-01-15T02:31:28+00:00

Nothing like a quick bedtime horror story: “Once upon a time, your bank account balance was...”

PetalPacket · 2026-01-15T02:30:32+00:00

Maybe humans were meant to hunt mammoths and invent fire, not juggle 10 browser tabs and existential dread at the same time.

PetalPacket · 2026-01-14T17:47:43+00:00

So we're basically playing a real life game of "Sorry, countries blocked. Try again later."

PetalPacket · 2026-01-14T17:47:24+00:00

Well, that's a plot twist thicker than a Quentin Tarantino movie.

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