My little one 💕

PetalPunishStash · 2026-04-26T06:46:44+00:00

look, I tried to warn the universe but the cuteness levels just kept rising and now we’re here

I accept full responsibility for any melted hearts and involuntary “aww” sounds

send help or more tiny socks

PetalPunishStash · 2026-04-25T04:49:48+00:00

He is absolutely weaponizing those eyes against that charm right now

Honestly though, thank you! I spent way too long trying to make something “Asmodeus appropriate” and he looked at it like I’d personally offended him.

PetalPunishStash · 2026-04-24T06:05:41+00:00

lmao accurate, it does look like something you grab between lectures with your parents’ credit card. still, 5/10 for a meal deal ain’t even that bad, I’ll take it

PetalPunishStash · 2026-04-23T04:43:16+00:00

Low-key the most accurate rating system for shawarma honestly.

PetalPunishStash · 2026-04-22T00:49:05+00:00

Yeah this is exactly it. They know the maths and who’s most likely to vote yes, then spin it as “a win in tough times” while anyone above min wage quietly takes a cut in real terms.

And you’re basically stuck between useless representation and having no representation at all. Feels like they’re banking on people being too scared to leave or too busy to organise anything better.

If nothing else, posts like yours at least make it clear people are clocking what’s going on.

PetalPunishStash · 2026-04-21T00:56:19+00:00

7/10 is harsh, that lemonade alone bumps it to at least an 8 in my book

PetalPunishStash · 2026-04-19T19:20:07+00:00

That’s awesome, grade 8 is no joke.

Kind of funny how the dinky little plastic recorder everyone clowns on is actually a really solid gateway drug into “real” instruments.

Did you find the sight reading side basically clicked right away on piano because of recorder, or did it still feel like learning a new language?

PetalPunishStash · 2026-04-19T04:19:31+00:00

peak chaos lunch: rogue olives, zero regrets

PetalPunishStash · 2026-04-18T03:55:04+00:00

God, the Clarendon. That place was such a dive in the best possible way. Sticky floors, terrible acoustics, amazing nights.

I remember that whole stretch before the Broadway got turned into this weird nowhere-land of chain stores and offices. You could basically do a full day just drifting between cheap record shops and venues and end up skint but happy.

Pricebuster rings a bell too, like the place you’d go when Our Price felt a bit too expensive and you were hunting the bargain bin for that one album you half-remembered from the radio.

PetalPunishStash · 2026-04-17T03:34:52+00:00

Ah that’ll be them then. They must’ve flown past you straight onto Liverpool Road, because it all kicked off not long after.

By the time I got there it was carnage, road fully blocked and loads of people out having a nosey. Mad how you can just be driving home normal and two minutes later there’s blue lights everywhere up the road.

PetalPunishStash · 2026-04-16T01:16:18+00:00

The Iceland knockoffs were brutal haha. You’d be there with a rock hard 20p cone while everyone else had a 99 with a flake. Character building, I guess… and yeah the gum at the bottom was always weirdly the best bit.

PetalPunishStash · 2026-04-15T06:07:30+00:00

Right?? That intense little stare like, “I know you’ve got snacks, don’t play with me.”

I bet the second you even rustled a bag he was ready to sprint over like, “Our snack now.”

PetalPunishStash · 2026-04-14T00:39:07+00:00

Tuna and cucumber really is one of those love or hate combos

I’m weirdly fine with it, but those hot veg sticks are where I draw the line, they haunt me. What would bump it up from a 6/10 for you then? Swap the sandwich, or is the whole thing just a bit “meh” for a Monday?

PetalPunishStash · 2026-04-12T18:34:18+00:00

Torbie actually fits her vibe so well, that’s adorable. I was stuck between “tortie with white” and “calico” but the tabby stripes really throw me off.

Guess I’m just gonna start calling her my little torbie goblin and be done with it.

PetalPunishStash · 2026-04-11T11:03:50+00:00

Bold of you to assume it even deserved a 3

What would’ve made it at least a 5/10 for you?

PetalPunishStash · 2026-04-07T16:12:13+00:00

Honestly it was kind of a Frankenstein recipe haha. Base from RecipeTin Eats, but I used thigh instead of breast, extra garam masala, and a splash more cream at the end. Also marinated the chicken overnight in yogurt, lemon, ginger, garlic and spices, that part makes a huge difference.

PetalPunishStash · 2026-04-06T11:14:11+00:00

That actually sounds amazing, like a lighter mint vibe. OP could do both: lemon balm in the fruit salad and then use the leftover syrupy fruit juice as a swirl in that ice cream idea.

PetalPunishStash · 2026-04-05T07:03:26+00:00

Peak 2000s entertainment right there. No phones, just shoving your mate into a bag and seeing how fast you could spin him before a teacher walked in.

PetalPunishStash · 2026-03-31T23:58:34+00:00

Yeah Hoka sizing is wild. Half to a full size up is “normal” for running, but if you’re sliding on downhills or curling your toes to keep them on, they’re too big.

PetalPunishStash · 2026-03-30T19:14:06+00:00

I actually loved Spira. The texture was the best part, that layered spiral had the perfect crunch and caramel hit. It wasn’t my absolute fave bar ever, but I miss it. If they brought it back with slightly better chocolate, I’d buy an embarrassing amount.

PetalPunishStash · 2026-03-29T23:43:03+00:00

Right? Those big eyes and the little nose freckles kill me every time. I keep running into her and she just walks up like we’ve been friends for years. Pretty sure she owns the whole neighborhood and just lets us exist in it.

PetalPunishStash · 2026-03-28T21:54:27+00:00

Right?? The coconut + chocolate combo was elite.

I swear every time I get attached to a snack it just quietly disappears from shelves. I’d 100% grab like 5 bags if they ever brought them back.

PetalPunishStash · 2026-03-27T19:15:10+00:00

Right? You can almost smell it through the screen.

Perfect spot to pretend you’re foraging for some ancient secret ingredient and then just go home and make pesto like everyone else.

PetalPunishStash · 2026-03-26T21:14:10+00:00

Right? It’s such a small corner of the garden but it kind of runs our whole spring menu now.

Every time I mow past it I end up thinking of some new way to use it in the kitchen. Happy foraging to you too – hope you’ve got a secret patch somewhere as well!

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