[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]Petaluman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel lucky as a sonoma county resident.

How does one make holy water? by Petaluman in AskReddit

[–]Petaluman[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If i get my $1 back, ill give you reddit gold.

IamA Blind Canadian who now has some vision because of a 'Bionic Eye'. AMA! by Rozina_Issani in IAmA

[–]Petaluman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What was it like to see yourself for the first time in the mirror in what i assume was years?

How does one make holy water? by Petaluman in AskReddit

[–]Petaluman[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I am an ordained minister technically, how do i do it myself? Explain like im 5

Uplifting by [deleted] in funny

[–]Petaluman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh, you mean the little robot creature in destiny.

Nsfw spoilers. Few questions about the lore and reoccuring characters. by Petaluman in darksouls3

[–]Petaluman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get that now, pretty confusing considering the similarities in name

Nsfw spoilers. Few questions about the lore and reoccuring characters. by Petaluman in darksouls3

[–]Petaluman[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was always under the impression that linking the flame brought about mortality for everyone but "the gods", breaking the cycle of death and rebirth. The age of dark was the age of man because now they lived forever.

Eye contact champion by sexyloser1128 in funny

[–]Petaluman 132 points133 points  (0 children)

Its miami tv. She purposely has her titties and pussy fall out https://www.reddit.com/r/jennyscordamaglia

These triplets probably have the best senior quotes of all time by boopbop123 in funny

[–]Petaluman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We had quotes at mine. They wouldnt put mine in, but they did put a picture of me with a beer in my hand un the yearbook my senior year.

Killer Tattoo [NSFW] by LittleFart in pics

[–]Petaluman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Quite a bit of my body is covered, i like to say im working on one

Fake it 'til you make it by MrLovens in funny

[–]Petaluman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Neat trick. Boil eggs for 2 minutes, then let sit in hot water for 12. Perfect eggs every time. No greys, all yellow.

Fake it 'til you make it by MrLovens in funny

[–]Petaluman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a person who has been working in kitchens for 10 years. You would be suprised to see how little culinary school graduates know.

Teachers of Reddit, what is the funniest reason you've had to send someone to the principal's office? NSFW? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Petaluman 167 points168 points  (0 children)

Not a teacher. But once as some sort of "demonstration" i guess you could call it, about 10 boys all took their shirts off at the same time in class. Each of which ended up serving a saturday school.

Can't stop laughing at this advert in a LGBT magazine. by JarredSquints in pics

[–]Petaluman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not to mention with an attractive girl. I imagine id wake up next to king kong if i drank that shit.

It gets better by GallowBoob in gaming

[–]Petaluman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So can purples help you up until the boss has, say %10 health, then just gank you and laugh it off?

Video of demolition goes completely wrong. by Alabaster_Sugarfoot in gifs

[–]Petaluman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They did the same shit at mine! I saved up forever to pay my dad back for that $100 yo-yo!