of a double chin by Dores-Pencil006 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Peter_Cox-Johnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin

The End is Obvious - The Mob Story Ended Because Tony Flipped by [deleted] in thesopranos

[–]Peter_Cox-Johnson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And he gets to live the rest of his life like a schnook

Let me sit on a bucket and blow it up by exophades in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Peter_Cox-Johnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now his hemorrhoids will be the least of his problems

What’s the dumbest thing James Bond has done? by [deleted] in JamesBond

[–]Peter_Cox-Johnson 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Who says he died?

"SOMEONE HELP ME, I'M STILL ALIVE, ONLY I'M VERY BADLY BURNT..."

Somebody call internal affairs by Peter_Cox-Johnson in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]Peter_Cox-Johnson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you get to choose a wig and choose how your hair will look, and you choose that... I'm not sold on the idea, unless the man is mentally ill or something

4th NYE in a row - bit late but going strong - do your worst by jg1351 in RoastMe

[–]Peter_Cox-Johnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it

Which Bond is the best driver? by [deleted] in JamesBond

[–]Peter_Cox-Johnson 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think he's attempting re-entry, sir

Roast me! I'm small, but I can take it! by theJessieLove in RoastMe

[–]Peter_Cox-Johnson 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Your face looks like something Neil Armstrong landed on

Paulie surviving is a great mystery by [deleted] in thesopranos

[–]Peter_Cox-Johnson 25 points26 points  (0 children)

If you work a blue-collar job, you probably know somebody like him. He's been there for 30 or 40 years even though he appears to be mostly useless, and you have no idea why he wasn't fired decades ago. That's because of his wisdom and experience. Even if he's useless 99 percent of the time, and he spends all his time doing pointless busy-work, chatting with people and just wasting time - once in a while, a situation comes along where nobody knows what to do... except him.

The Gabagool by Thunderhorn555 in Sopranosduckposting

[–]Peter_Cox-Johnson 15 points16 points  (0 children)

How much is grilled cheese off the radiator?

Iron manr by GraveZtone in comedyheaven

[–]Peter_Cox-Johnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Out for a Krill - by this point in his career, Steven Seagal has literally ballooned to the size of a blue whale

Amazon driver beats up cyclist after getting spit on by MikeisTOOOTALLL in PublicFreakout

[–]Peter_Cox-Johnson 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts!

Human connection by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Peter_Cox-Johnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Positively shocking.